cuntbiter

An objectionable person with whom no one wants to be associated.

"Hey, do you know Dave -----?"
"Who'd want to know him? He's a real cuntbiter.

by Charles Edward Casimir Stuart June 25, 2007

cuntifer

A girl named Jennifer that act likes a cunt. She lies, manipulates and uses sex to get what she wants . On the outside, to those who don’t know her she appears perfectly normal. She has the ability to transform her personality like a chameleon into yours, easily fooling you into thinking she’s the greatest human alive . She never tells you what she’s really thinking, and is a fake. The sad thing is most people are fooled by her cunning tricks and fake altruistic acts. She’s the type of person that would sleep with her sister’s husband or kill her mother and lie with a smile and look believable.

I can’t belive how evil Jennifer is being . She really is a cuntifer!

by Karmasabitchlol May 7, 2018

cuntifery

heinous fuckery most foul - used as a collective noun for the selfish, petty, nasty actions committed by a person, usually a narcissistic.

Divorce was a given after his latest display of cuntifery.

by bluerinse666! February 17, 2015

cuntbutler

1. A more offensive and humourous insult that "cunt" on its own.

2. A man who is "pussy whipped" or overly controlled by his girlfriend. He spends excessive time with his girlfriend and will wait on her cunt like Alfred on Bruce Wayne. Similar to a WOM or WOMBAT.

1. Hey mate, I just wanted to say I'm sorry for hitting you the other day.

Fuck off cuntbutler!

2. Sorry mate, I can't make it out tonight. I'm going to stay home and watch DVDs with Tiff.

Man, you're such a cuntbutler. Do you ever leave the house these days?

by bucket004 May 25, 2009

cuntputer

An electrical memory machine that freezes, crashes, loses files and generally acts in a way designed solely to annoy and aggrevate

"Any chance of printing off those documents I asked for?"
"Not with this useless piece of crap cuntputer, no!"

by Daniel Connolly April 20, 2007

Cuntainer

Female Genitalia.

Kevin wanted to put his lunch into someone's cuntainer.

by mzpinklabel May 2, 2009

cuntbutler

A cuntbutler is the type of man who hasn't got the courage to be a complete cunt but acts as a cheerleader to a cunt he wishes he could be.

He's a typical middle management cuntbutler.

Tony Blair is such a cuntbutler.

He thinks he's the dogs bollocks but he's really just a cuntbutler.

by Dave Right September 22, 2010