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cunninglus 

Oh' So yummy
How to make women orgasm by giving women oral sex (cunninglus) to make her cum or The Art of Eating Pussy. There is nothing that makes a woman more unique than her pussy. Pussies come in all different sizes, colors and shapes. Some are tucked inside and some have thick luscious lips that come out to greet you. Some are nestled in brushes of fur and others are covered with transparent fuzz. Others are shaved pussies, clean for that deliciously soft and sensual look.
I smothered my face in her hot wet bush and I soon became the cunninglus connoisseur!!
cunninglus by Gleukuos April 1, 2007
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Cunninglus 

The price a man has to pay to get a blow job
FABIAN: Butch? Will you give me oral pleasure?
BUTCH: Will you kiss it?
Cunninglus by Xetron June 6, 2004

cunnlingus 

cunnlingus by Anonymous November 9, 2003

cunninglingus 

The word actually has a Latin deriviative. Cunnis, meaning vagina, and lingus meaning "to lick." So, put it together, you get: to lick puss. Amazing were these words come from. All those things your Latin teacher never taught you.
First I enjoyed a nice foreign film and some caviar, topped off with some cunninglingus.
cunninglingus by ButchDyke18 April 23, 2006

cunningulus

The clinical term for perfoming oral sex on a woman
Whilst engaged in a romatic rendez-vous with Madame Cossette, I proceeded to give her cunningulus until she acheived orgasm.
cunningulus by saaaaa September 4, 2005

Cunninglinguist

The combination of the word cunning and linguist which defines a person who has a "gift for tongues", specifically as applied to the art of performing oral sex on a woman.
Pablo is amazing when he goes down on me. A virtuoso, a magician...a cunninglinguist even. I just keep on cumming.
Cunninglinguist by Pablo360 June 8, 2004

cunningulist 

A person who reads lips.
Lover #1: To the left
Lover #2: Okay.
Lover #1: No no no, more to the right.
*Tries to follow directions*
Lover #1: Never mind.
Lover #2: You need to be clearer. I'm not a cunningulist. I don't read lips.
cunningulist by LukasKares February 24, 2019
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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