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cuntbutler 

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1. A more offensive and humourous insult that "cunt" on its own.

2. A man who is "pussy whipped" or overly controlled by his girlfriend. He spends excessive time with his girlfriend and will wait on her cunt like Alfred on Bruce Wayne. Similar to a WOM or WOMBAT.
1. Hey mate, I just wanted to say I'm sorry for hitting you the other day.

Fuck off cuntbutler!

2. Sorry mate, I can't make it out tonight. I'm going to stay home and watch DVDs with Tiff.

Man, you're such a cuntbutler. Do you ever leave the house these days?
cuntbutler by bucket004 May 25, 2009

cuntputer 

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An electrical memory machine that freezes, crashes, loses files and generally acts in a way designed solely to annoy and aggrevate
"Any chance of printing off those documents I asked for?"
"Not with this useless piece of crap cuntputer, no!"
cuntputer by Daniel Connolly April 20, 2007

Cunthunters 

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A term stemming from New Zealand to describe lowcut leather shoes worn into town by sex pests. Often accompanied with gold jewelry, excessive hair gel, shifty eyes, the aroma of Winfield Reds mixed with enough cologne to kill a small child.
"Hey Paul, grab your cunthunters, we're off to Longroom tonight"
Cunthunters by DJRailz January 19, 2021

cuntbutler 

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A cuntbutler is the type of man who hasn't got the courage to be a complete cunt but acts as a cheerleader to a cunt he wishes he could be.
He's a typical middle management cuntbutler.

Tony Blair is such a cuntbutler.

He thinks he's the dogs bollocks but he's really just a cuntbutler.
cuntbutler by Dave Right September 22, 2010

cuntputer 

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Exclamation used when PC crashes when in use. Usually preceeded by the word 'fucking'.
'I hate it when my PC crashes mid sente .........' Oh, fucking cuntputer!
cuntputer by debra mackie April 29, 2007

cuntbutler 

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A more rare cuntbutler is the man who worships at the alter of muff and devotes himself to the clitoral arts.
He's an ugly little sod but he has the patience of an accomplished cuntbutler.
cuntbutler by Dave Right September 22, 2010
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

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Successful strivers:
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