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cuntbutter

Secrement of the twat
Her cuntbutter was thicker than caramel
by Nick "Edge" March 11, 2004
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cuntbutler

1. A more offensive and humourous insult that "cunt" on its own.

2. A man who is "pussy whipped" or overly controlled by his girlfriend. He spends excessive time with his girlfriend and will wait on her cunt like Alfred on Bruce Wayne. Similar to a WOM or WOMBAT.
1. Hey mate, I just wanted to say I'm sorry for hitting you the other day.

Fuck off cuntbutler!

2. Sorry mate, I can't make it out tonight. I'm going to stay home and watch DVDs with Tiff.

Man, you're such a cuntbutler. Do you ever leave the house these days?
by bucket004 May 25, 2009
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Cunt butter

The viscous residue remaining after the first ejaculation inside a woman during the second round of fuck.

Also used to describe a person who is equally annoying and difficult to remove that has caused you frustration.
Person 1 - I can't believe how Euan has acted today.

Person 2 - I know right! Hes a total cunt butter
by Ben7224 January 27, 2020
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cuntputer

An electrical memory machine that freezes, crashes, loses files and generally acts in a way designed solely to annoy and aggrevate
"Any chance of printing off those documents I asked for?"
"Not with this useless piece of crap cuntputer, no!"
by Daniel Connolly April 20, 2007
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Cunthunters

A term stemming from New Zealand to describe lowcut leather shoes worn into town by sex pests. Often accompanied with gold jewelry, excessive hair gel, shifty eyes, the aroma of Winfield Reds mixed with enough cologne to kill a small child.
"Hey Paul, grab your cunthunters, we're off to Longroom tonight"
by DJRailz January 19, 2021
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cuntbutler

A cuntbutler is the type of man who hasn't got the courage to be a complete cunt but acts as a cheerleader to a cunt he wishes he could be.
He's a typical middle management cuntbutler.

Tony Blair is such a cuntbutler.

He thinks he's the dogs bollocks but he's really just a cuntbutler.
by Dave Right September 22, 2010
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cuntbutt

A vaginal opening that has become so loose, as to merge with the anus and become one all-purpose mega-hole.
Ashleigh engaged in so much fisting that she now has a cuntbutt.
by J-Fi July 10, 2005
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