An unrecognized unit of measurement, which contains both metric and imperial units of measurement. It is the product of 2 or more measurements with a stronger relation to expressions with more than 2 units, because after 2 measurements people sometimes forget to check the units, assuming all the units to be the same.
The cuntmeter is used because of complete lack of interest in converting units, and/or the resulting answer. Problems most likely to use cuntmeters typically come from textbook questions, but can be used in any aspect of life. The product doesn't really matter, because if it did, the corresponding units would have been calculated from the beginning.
If in fact the answer DID matter, the person recording the measurements would have to really be a big greasy cunt to record them all in different units. Even if the measurements came from different sources, they should have been converted into a standard unit. Thus, the cuntmeter is born.
The cuntmeter is used because of complete lack of interest in converting units, and/or the resulting answer. Problems most likely to use cuntmeters typically come from textbook questions, but can be used in any aspect of life. The product doesn't really matter, because if it did, the corresponding units would have been calculated from the beginning.
If in fact the answer DID matter, the person recording the measurements would have to really be a big greasy cunt to record them all in different units. Even if the measurements came from different sources, they should have been converted into a standard unit. Thus, the cuntmeter is born.
The surface area of a cube with sides measuring 3.75 in. by 26.3 cm by 2.24 ft is about 332 cuntmeters squared.
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"The movie is named 5 Centimeters Per Second for the speed at which cherry blossom petals fall, petals being a metaphorical representation of humans, reminiscent of the slowness of life and how people often start together but slowly drift into their separate ways."
"The movie is named 5 Centimeters Per Second for the speed at which cherry blossom petals fall, petals being a metaphorical representation of humans, reminiscent of the slowness of life and how people often start together but slowly drift into their separate ways."
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Get the 5 Centimeters Per Second mug.adj. The smallest increment of measurement, that you can see with your naked eye, known to man. About the width of a cunt hair.
Dude A- "I was watching that no-talent, left-hand turning, waste of a sport, they call Nascar the other day and the 2 best left-turners were red-neck-and-neck to the finish line. There must have been mere inches between first and second place!"
Dude B- "I saw it dude. But it was closer than that! It was only about a cuntimeter of difference on the photo replay!"
Dude B- "I saw it dude. But it was closer than that! It was only about a cuntimeter of difference on the photo replay!"
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Get the Cuntimeter mug.Cuntometer (noun), Device for detecting cunts, example lawyers, politicians or estate agents. One holds the cuntometer in front of the target. If the target is a “cunt” then the device will show red, otherwise it shows green.
I met that sales guy from the estate agents yesterday, lucky I had my cuntometer, it showed red and I told him to f***k off and stick his beaujeu apartment up his ass.
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Country Hipster / Cuntsters: What should we wear tonight?
Hipster: I was thinking a Sweater 3 size too small for me?
Country Hipster / Cuntsters: Na Bra, Flannelette, trucker cap and no shoes with way-farers?
Hipster: Ok, Wolfpack howling at moon shirt it is.
Hipster: I was thinking a Sweater 3 size too small for me?
Country Hipster / Cuntsters: Na Bra, Flannelette, trucker cap and no shoes with way-farers?
Hipster: Ok, Wolfpack howling at moon shirt it is.
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