Chunkmeister 

A stout person, of a chunky nature.

He's the Chunkmeister.

Chunkmeister by Chunkmeister December 8, 2012

Chunkmeister 

Fat, or chunky, to highest degree.

Me: "Have you seen the new baby?"

Friend: "Yes, he is a real chunkmeister."

Chunkmeister by Mr_wordguy January 7, 2021

Chunkmistress 

A girl who is overweight to obese, and likes to go on nights out. The victim of a chunkmistress usually has to be incredibly trashed unless they have a preference for larger girls. Pulling a chunkmistress is for most men a very humiliating experience and one which may cause nightmares and result in prolonged pisstakes.
A chunkmistress can be found at most if not all clubs throughout the world, they rarely cause problems outside the drinking arena. They are identifiable principally by their weight which renders them unpullable by sober standards. they are more often than not ugly and with domineering personalities.

Fucking hell I had some dancefloor action with a chunkmistress but didn't go all the way, thank fuck.
or
What the fuck were you doing with that bloated chunkmistress last night? hahahahaha
or
Man1: Hey remember that night you fucked that chunkmistress? she was fucking hanging
Man2: Oh shut the fuck up, I don't wanna talk about it alright?

Chunkmistress by beastos January 15, 2010

Chonkmaister 

Someone that is so chunky that they have ascended to another level of chunk

Matt: Damn, is it me or is Patrick kind of a Chonkmaister

Chonkmaister by UrbanEncyclopedia69420 March 17, 2021

Hunkmeister 

A meister of hunkiness; a person (typically male) who has mastered the art of being a hunk. Incredibly handsome, debonair, dreamy, etc. Popular with 14-year-olds. 100% legitimate, hip slang that teenagers totally use.

Opposite of "dweebmeister".

"What a totally phat babe!"
"Yeah, he's a real hunkmeister!"

Hunkmeister by DrFrizzy November 4, 2012

cuntmeister 

a meister of cunts.

what a complete cuntmeister.

cuntmeister by backsacandcrack December 18, 2010

chunkmeist 

pronounced "chunk mighst" like "might" but with an 's' before the final consonant.

1. one who is very large in mass; also has a very high body fat percentage.
Chunkmeists typically have huge manboobs that can be mistaken for oddly shaped breasts of women.

1. "Did u see eric after practice? he took his shirt off and wow, he is quite the chunkmeist!"

chunkmeist by horskie March 30, 2009