cuntlak

When a person's alter drunk ego comes out after a night of drinking.

Krystal Batlak drank three consecutive shots. I had a feeling we would soon be seeing Krystal cuntlak

cuntlak by RealrealOGds June 2, 2016

cuntlapper

a negative term for a person you may have low regard for. a popular alternative to douchebag or a step up from a asshole.

That cuntlapper just ate my fries!

cuntlapper by AC Paco June 27, 2006

Little Miss CuntCakes

An expression to describe one of your buddies who is being particularly bitchy/moody one night

OK take is easy there little miss cuntcakes we'll drop you off at your ex's house if you stop kicking the dog

Little Miss CuntCakes by Dick Chute June 20, 2007

Cuntcaking 

When a man (or woman) takes a piece of cake or a cupcakes and smears it inside a girls vagina then attempts to eat everything out of it, leaving no residue.

Jack: Hey Bro how was Anna last night?
Lucas: Oh it was so fucking hot, I was cuntcaking her to 3 am
Jack: Wicked Bro!

Cuntcaking by MagicManOfMagicPersonalities May 7, 2015

cuntlapper

Someone who eats pussy

I love to eat pussy, so that makes me a cuntlapper

cuntlapper by Azeroth April 14, 2003

cuntlapping

A man's (or a lesbian's) gift to a woman; oral caress of the vulva and clitoris.

"Cuntlapping is my favorite indoor sport, so lie down, sweetie."
"You better be able to breathe through your ears, buster!"

cuntlapping by Cornholio October 30, 2003

cuntlapper

n. American slang. 1) a person who performs cunnilingus on female genitalia; 2) a heterosexual male; 3) a sex-minded heterosexual male.

While he was diving into the spot between her legs, she thought, now this feels good because he's a good cuntlapper

cuntlapper by Roger October 13, 2003