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cuntitulous 

cuntitulous-a person who is absolutely ignorant, they do the opposite of what u ask of them as you are asking them to do something, they lie and never back it up, they always act as though everything is fine with an individual until they are no longer around that person, when they are no longer around that person they spread rumors and lies about that person.
I asked someone not to tell anyone i was quitting my job, when I got to work everyone was giving me weird looks and acting funny towards me. I heard them having a conversation with another coworker about it so I confronted them on the spot. They instantly denied it, put their head down, and walked away. This person is a cuntitulous.
cuntitulous by thatcuntitulous January 30, 2024
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cuntulous-skankasaurus 

a crator/ nooks n' crannies faced whorebag who feeds on drama. As if sleeping with your boyfriend wasn't bad enough, this slut will then (as an added on favor) call dcf on you. While the police are at your house, and your life is crashing down around you, she will drive by and wave. Of course all while on the way to bang your boyfriend... again. This twofaced crackwhore look-a-like will parade all of this around in your face, after placing a restrainging order on you so that there is nothing you can do about it.

Cuntabulous 

You think you are the shitt and you are willing to be a cunt about it!
Doris wanted to hang out all the damn time and she tries to make me jealous when ive got shit to do... Shes such a bitch sometimes.

Nah dude it sounds like thats an all the time thing... That bitch is cuntabulous !!!!!
Cuntabulous by King Shitt December 15, 2011

Cuntitious 

Acting or behaving similarly as a cunt would in any given situation.
-"That bitch is cuntitious!"
-"The portfolio you submitted was pristine, but the manner in which you presented it seemed a bit cuntitious for my likings."
Cuntitious by LongJohns April 29, 2015

Cuntabulous 

Term for a woman that possesses beautiful, unique, pleasurable, satisfying, or excellent vagina. This term is different for everyone because everyone has different preferences.
Ryan thought back on his night of passion with Trisha and recalled that she was "cuntabulous".
Cuntabulous by CaptainCrunch420 March 16, 2009

Cuntdiculous 

Being ridiculous to such an extreme level that you are starting to become cuntish.
"Women should have rights"
"You are being cuntdiculous"
Cuntdiculous by GammeDeltaIota November 18, 2010

Cuntitous 

An infectious disease That wreaks havoc on the body that turns the entire person into a unbearably annoying cunt who no one enjoys being around.

Also referred to as having "the itous."
Nick, you suck, did you catch Cuntitous? Yeah, you definitely have The Itous
Cuntitous by GotTheItous May 17, 2016
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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