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cuntitulous 

cuntitulous-a person who is absolutely ignorant, they do the opposite of what u ask of them as you are asking them to do something, they lie and never back it up, they always act as though everything is fine with an individual until they are no longer around that person, when they are no longer around that person they spread rumors and lies about that person.
I asked someone not to tell anyone i was quitting my job, when I got to work everyone was giving me weird looks and acting funny towards me. I heard them having a conversation with another coworker about it so I confronted them on the spot. They instantly denied it, put their head down, and walked away. This person is a cuntitulous.
cuntitulous by thatcuntitulous January 30, 2024
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cuntulous-skankasaurus 

a crator/ nooks n' crannies faced whorebag who feeds on drama. As if sleeping with your boyfriend wasn't bad enough, this slut will then (as an added on favor) call dcf on you. While the police are at your house, and your life is crashing down around you, she will drive by and wave. Of course all while on the way to bang your boyfriend... again. This twofaced crackwhore look-a-like will parade all of this around in your face, after placing a restrainging order on you so that there is nothing you can do about it.

Cuntabulous 

You think you are the shitt and you are willing to be a cunt about it!
Doris wanted to hang out all the damn time and she tries to make me jealous when ive got shit to do... Shes such a bitch sometimes.

Nah dude it sounds like thats an all the time thing... That bitch is cuntabulous !!!!!
Cuntabulous by King Shitt December 15, 2011

Cuntitious 

Acting or behaving similarly as a cunt would in any given situation.
-"That bitch is cuntitious!"
-"The portfolio you submitted was pristine, but the manner in which you presented it seemed a bit cuntitious for my likings."
Cuntitious by LongJohns April 29, 2015

Cuntabulous 

Term for a woman that possesses beautiful, unique, pleasurable, satisfying, or excellent vagina. This term is different for everyone because everyone has different preferences.
Ryan thought back on his night of passion with Trisha and recalled that she was "cuntabulous".
Cuntabulous by CaptainCrunch420 March 16, 2009

Cuntdiculous 

Being ridiculous to such an extreme level that you are starting to become cuntish.
"Women should have rights"
"You are being cuntdiculous"
Cuntdiculous by GammeDeltaIota November 18, 2010

Cuntitous 

An infectious disease That wreaks havoc on the body that turns the entire person into a unbearably annoying cunt who no one enjoys being around.

Also referred to as having "the itous."
Nick, you suck, did you catch Cuntitous? Yeah, you definitely have The Itous
Cuntitous by GotTheItous May 17, 2016
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