Cuntitous 

An infectious disease That wreaks havoc on the body that turns the entire person into a unbearably annoying cunt who no one enjoys being around.

Also referred to as having "the itous."

Nick, you suck, did you catch Cuntitous? Yeah, you definitely have The Itous

Cuntitous by GotTheItous May 17, 2016

Cuntimus Prime 

one who is being a complete douche and or asshole, while devoid of emotion.

fuck you cuntimus prime

Cuntimus Prime by vagina-tron3000 August 2, 2009

Cunticus

The King of Cunts.
Term used in reference to an Operations manager for a large oil company working offshore Ghana.

The decision has been made, Cunticus has spoken.
Cunticus is the ruler of the realm of the cunts.

Cunticus by fdddededde August 20, 2017

Cuntatorship 

Similar to a dictatorship, except the leader is a bigger tyrant.

When the statue came down, he knew his cuntatorship was in tatters.

Cuntatorship by alexbusby July 22, 2010

Cuntitis 

A Disease caused by being such a cunt for so long that they turn into one and bleed to death

Hillary died of cuntitis

Cuntitis by Proskill October 14, 2018

Cunthouse

When something indescribably bad happens.

Its so bad its like saying the word voldermort in harry potter.

"my nan just died"
" CUNTHOUSE " !!!!!!!!!!!

Cunthouse by TaylorTopham August 20, 2010

Cuntitude 

Measurment scale for the level of Cuntishness a person is able inflict on others.

To confuse matters, any level <1.9 is catagorized in the Arsehole catagory at Level 4 or above

Example ranges are provided below

0.1 - 1.9 Arsehole Level 4 - 6
1.9 - 2.2 Average
2.2 - 3.4 Politician Level 2
3.4 - 4.2 ASBO / Young Offender
4.3 - 5.3 Politician Level 3 & 4

5.4 - 6.5 Politician Level 5
6.6 - 7.8 Serial Killer
7.8 - 9.4 Politician Level 6
9.4 - 10.1 Total Cunt
10.2 - 99.9 Sarah Palin

''that dude is a bit of a cunt, at least 3.2 I'd say''
''what the fuck are you talking about?''
''Cuntitude, quantifying Cuntishness, he's 3.2''
''you're a twat.''
''5.2, cunt.''*

*5.2 may not be an accurate figure, there is a +/- of 3.5 when the cunt and subject are known to one another

Cuntitude by senseofnon December 23, 2010