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Cuntinental Breakfast 

To use a female's vagina as a bowl for your cereal. After the cereal and milk is inserted it is then eaten out of the snatcharoo. Silverware optional. If lucky charms are used there is a slight chance of catching the untreatable "pubic leprechauns."
"Jimmy I've been at NASCAR all day long and I haven't had a bite to eat"

"Don't worry Alex I'm sure your sister will have a 'Cuntinental Breakfast' prepared for you when you get home"

cuntsistency 

A steadfast adherence to being a cunt all the time.

*First coined by Alison Rosen on The Adam Carolla Show podcast on 1/8/13.
Madonna's outspoken hatred of smoking her entire life is proof of her cuntsistency.
cuntsistency by DaverJ January 8, 2013

Cuntlotten 

Cuntlotten: The combination of the Scottish term cunt and Irish term lotten. Intended as a derogatory word, typically used when your friend is being way too white
“Holy shit! I just got a 14 kill win!”
“Shut up you cuntlotten”
Cuntlotten by daddy sensei June 15, 2019

Cuntistan 

A fabled land ruled by a cuntcess
Ivanka Trump is a cuntcess of Cuntistan
elaboration on, or misspronunciation, (usually drunken) of what demure ladies call the 'C'-word (and the rest of us call the cunt-word)
get ou me wya you feckin' cuntite
cuntite by roco January 28, 2004

Cuntitioner 

Summer's eve is a cuntitioner
Cuntitioner by Ant.A July 5, 2012