cuntitten

1. a girls nether region
2. the best place on earth
3. cunt... literally cunt and kitten meaning pussy put together to make the best word ever.

"dude i totally ripped that cuntitten last night!!"

"man, i was almost at that cuntitten when her dad walked in."

by mistercock September 21, 2009

Cuntinental Breakfast

To use a female's vagina as a bowl for your cereal. After the cereal and milk is inserted it is then eaten out of the snatcharoo. Silverware optional. If lucky charms are used there is a slight chance of catching the untreatable "pubic leprechauns."

"Jimmy I've been at NASCAR all day long and I haven't had a bite to eat"

"Don't worry Alex I'm sure your sister will have a 'Cuntinental Breakfast' prepared for you when you get home"

by 101202 July 27, 2014

cuntsistency

A steadfast adherence to being a cunt all the time.

*First coined by Alison Rosen on The Adam Carolla Show podcast on 1/8/13.

Madonna's outspoken hatred of smoking her entire life is proof of her cuntsistency.

by DaverJ January 8, 2013

Cuntlotten

Cuntlotten: The combination of the Scottish term cunt and Irish term lotten. Intended as a derogatory word, typically used when your friend is being way too white

“Holy shit! I just got a 14 kill win!”
“Shut up you cuntlotten”

by daddy sensei June 15, 2019

Cuntistan

A fabled land ruled by a cuntcess

Ivanka Trump is a cuntcess of Cuntistan

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020

cuntite

elaboration on, or misspronunciation, (usually drunken) of what demure ladies call the 'C'-word (and the rest of us call the cunt-word)

get ou me wya you feckin' cuntite

by roco January 28, 2004

Cuntitioner

Feminine twat wash

Summer's eve is a cuntitioner

by Ant.A July 5, 2012