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cuntbutler
1. A more offensive and humourous insult that "cunt" on its own.
2. A man who is "pussy whipped" or overly controlled by his girlfriend. He spends excessive time with his girlfriend and will wait on her cunt like Alfred on Bruce Wayne. Similar to a WOM or WOMBAT.
2. A man who is "pussy whipped" or overly controlled by his girlfriend. He spends excessive time with his girlfriend and will wait on her cunt like Alfred on Bruce Wayne. Similar to a WOM or WOMBAT.
1. Hey mate, I just wanted to say I'm sorry for hitting you the other day.
Fuck off cuntbutler!
2. Sorry mate, I can't make it out tonight. I'm going to stay home and watch DVDs with Tiff.
Man, you're such a cuntbutler. Do you ever leave the house these days?
Fuck off cuntbutler!
2. Sorry mate, I can't make it out tonight. I'm going to stay home and watch DVDs with Tiff.
Man, you're such a cuntbutler. Do you ever leave the house these days?
cuntbutler by bucket004 May 25, 2009
Related Words
cunt gut • cuntbutter • cuntbutler • cuntnut • cuntbutt • cuntputer • CuntGate • cuntgunk • cuntguzzlar • Cuntmutt
cuntputer
An electrical memory machine that freezes, crashes, loses files and generally acts in a way designed solely to annoy and aggrevate
"Any chance of printing off those documents I asked for?"
"Not with this useless piece of crap cuntputer, no!"
"Not with this useless piece of crap cuntputer, no!"
cuntputer by Daniel Connolly April 20, 2007
CuntGate
1. Any topic, be it scientific or political, where Sarah Palin's bunn comes undone as she tries to form a coherent Tweet.
2. The aggregate of what comes out of Sarah Palin's mouth. 3. An entryway that Sarah Palin always leaves open.
2. The aggregate of what comes out of Sarah Palin's mouth. 3. An entryway that Sarah Palin always leaves open.
Oh Lord, the internet isn't censored at all, which means CuntGate Sarah Palin is given free reign to bash people who use reason, science, and common sense with her Tweets.
or,
A lot of detritus seems to flood out of Cuntgate every time Sarah Palin opens her hole.
or,
A lot of detritus seems to flood out of Cuntgate every time Sarah Palin opens her hole.
CuntGate by artfulmark December 10, 2009
cuntgunk
spotty white-yellowish, sometimes semi-clear sludge lining the vaginal wall and secreting from the labia minora and majora and sometimes even the clitora.
cuntgunk by Asian McLove kelly reilly April 4, 2009
cuntbutler
A cuntbutler is the type of man who hasn't got the courage to be a complete cunt but acts as a cheerleader to a cunt he wishes he could be.
He's a typical middle management cuntbutler.
Tony Blair is such a cuntbutler.
He thinks he's the dogs bollocks but he's really just a cuntbutler.
Tony Blair is such a cuntbutler.
He thinks he's the dogs bollocks but he's really just a cuntbutler.
cuntbutler by Dave Right September 22, 2010
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