1. A person who regularly consumes surgically removed
female genitalia in a
preposterous, but skillful manner.
2. A discontinued Brazilian brand of strawberry flavored lollipops from the 1960s.
3. Anyone who has studied Hegel's "Grundlinien der
Philosophie des Rechts" and took it seriously.
1. This is
the third vagina I've consumed today in public but pieces still keep
falling out of my mouth. That makes me a poor cuntguzzler.
2. Mmm. This cuntguzzler sure is tasty.
3. Wow, he really is
familiar with Hegel's work. He must be a real cuntguzzler.