4 definitions by Peter Simmons

petasium

A dumbass avatar of myself that my friend, Brian Gilmore did. He has no eyes, and has a.. hole-tooth. Also, see adam szlamp, who has a similar avatar called Szlampiasium. Jesus.

Petasium walked up to Szlampyasium and said : I could go for some secks.

by Peter Simmons June 14, 2004

penis raider

Someone who cuts the penis from the balls and keeps it in a Asda bag and keeps it for safe keeping.

Legend says that at 9:30am in the morning a ritual happens where the Penis Raider sticks all the penises he raided last night up his rectum.

Ashley Hunter snuck into Adam Szlamps room and cut the penis from the ballsack

by Peter Simmons February 1, 2005

cunteye

Someone who has a cunt for an eye. Typically, someone who is a cunt, and you can't think off anything else to add to it to make it more effective and spicy.

Oh, fuck off, Cunteye.

You sure are a cunteye.

You are a cuntarm.. no.. that doesn't sound right. Cunt leg? No. Cunteye! You stupid cunteye.

by Peter Simmons September 21, 2005

cumgullet

Someone who enjoys the taste of cum, especially Nick who enjoys Adam Szlamps
salty manjuice.

Nick loves teh manjuice, he is such a cumgullet!

by Peter Simmons January 14, 2005