cuntbrella

When a womens gut is so large it hangs over her vagina shadeing it from the sun

I had to use my forearm to hold up Marys cuntbrella so I could go down on her.

by scott p. kelly December 11, 2007

Cumbrella

In 1882, London prostitute Gerda Puridle invented elongated eye lashes or "cumbrellas" to block semen from getting in working girls' eyes that are worn today as common fashion.

“Hold ye horses, John. Thou art welcome to don thine cum on thou face, for I’ve applied my cumbrellas”

by Pogoextreme February 3, 2021

Cumbrellas

False eyelashes - because they keep cum out of your eyes when taking a load to the face.

Debbie was grateful she wore her cumbrellas today otherwise she would have gotten Johnny’s semen in her eyes.

by BryanNi February 11, 2021

cuntbelly

when a woman has fat around her pelvic area,otherwise known as front butt

look at the cuntbelly on that bitch

by bill bauso May 15, 2006

CUNTERELLA

Derogatory term for a woman or queen gay man, who is a dirty trashy bitch but thinks there shit doesnt stink

That cunterella needs to get off her high horse.

Jeff is a cunterella when he wears his prada shades.

She is such a cunterella.

by JACOST1976 August 1, 2007

Cumbrella

Someone who lets everyone else cum on them. (not necessarily at one time. that would be bukkake )

Your mom is the cumbrella of Eastern Idaho.

Your dad is the cumbrella of Walla Walla, Washington.

Your sister is the cumbrella of the Martin Van Buren High School varsity football team.

by masochistmonkeyjoe March 18, 2007

Cuntsmella

an old italian woman with a smelly cunt

Cuntsmella called!

by cuntsmella June 26, 2008