cuntbrella
cuntbrella by scott p. kelly December 11, 2007
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Cumbrella
In 1882, London prostitute Gerda Puridle invented elongated eye lashes or "cumbrellas" to block semen from getting in working girls' eyes that are worn today as common fashion.
“Hold ye horses, John. Thou art welcome to don thine cum on thou face, for I’ve applied my cumbrellas”
Cumbrella by Pogoextreme February 3, 2021
Related Words
cuntbrella • CUNTERELLA • cuntarella • cumbrella • Cuntabella • cantarella • Cintrella • cumbrellaah • cuntella • Cuntsmella
Cumbrellas
Debbie was grateful she wore her cumbrellas today otherwise she would have gotten Johnny’s semen in her eyes.
Cumbrellas by BryanNi February 11, 2021
cuntbelly
cuntbelly by bill bauso May 15, 2006
CUNTERELLA
Derogatory term for a woman or queen gay man, who is a dirty trashy bitch but thinks there shit doesnt stink
That cunterella needs to get off her high horse.
Jeff is a cunterella when he wears his prada shades.
She is such a cunterella.
Jeff is a cunterella when he wears his prada shades.
She is such a cunterella.
CUNTERELLA by JACOST1976 August 1, 2007
Cumbrella
Your mom is the cumbrella of Eastern Idaho.
Your dad is the cumbrella of Walla Walla, Washington.
Your sister is the cumbrella of the Martin Van Buren High School varsity football team.
Your dad is the cumbrella of Walla Walla, Washington.
Your sister is the cumbrella of the Martin Van Buren High School varsity football team.
Cumbrella by masochistmonkeyjoe March 18, 2007
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