cuntblard

A person who not only is a cunt, tries to talk ghetto but just sounds like a retard

Mike: "Hey buddy, have you seen Phil recently"?

Tom: Nah mate he's a right cuntblard

cuntblard by MikeyE3000 September 27, 2012

cuntardouchebag 

The bag used by a cuntardouche.

"The cuntardouche went to the video store, bought a complete set of Three's Company episodes, and put them into his cuntardouchebag."

cuntardouchebag by Chanda Bell January 19, 2009

cuntarded 

A mixture of "cunt" and "retarded". most likely to be said at someone who's acting whorrishly stupid.

*at a party*

Brittney spears: whooo i'm sooo drunk i think I'll sleep with Justin Timberlake.

Justin Timberlake: Damnit britney stop acting cuntarded you look like a fool.

cuntarded by yermoom December 13, 2009

Cuntblast 

The sudden and seemingly uncontrolled infiltration of snatch, into a club or popular venue. Depending on the venue, this can either be an enticing or equally negative incident as, for example, straight cunt typically has an obsession with infiltrating gay bars and aggravating the cock-seeking male population.

Dude, I went to the gay bar last night and while checking out this hot dude across the bar, like 20 drunk bitches came nattering through the door, in one big cuntblast, from a bridal shower and fucked up my game. To make things worse, three of them came over to me and tried to feel me up and asked if I wanted to buy them drinks! Fuck no!

Cuntblast by Masta Z August 20, 2013

cuntward

A girl that walks cunt first,somtimes with a camel toe,into groups of watching people, to show off the cunt, almost like head first into it.

Boy, she's cuntward, that will be a easy lay on the pool table tonight.

cuntward by Bob of Cocodrie October 8, 2009

cuntlord 

One who is unable to detect sarcasm and is wholly oblivious to irony and facetiousness.

MF_Nerg is a cuntlord because he thought people saying Shakira were ska were serious.

cuntlord by skapunx4lyfe October 20, 2006

cuntardouche 

A person who unites the diverse qualities of a cunt, a tard, and a douche.

"Why, that fellow is ignorant, arrogant, and awkward in roughly equal measure. What a cuntardouche!"

cuntardouche by Chanda Bell January 19, 2009