cuntblard
cuntblard by MikeyE3000 September 27, 2012
cuntardouchebag
"The cuntardouche went to the video store, bought a complete set of Three's Company episodes, and put them into his cuntardouchebag."
cuntardouchebag by Chanda Bell January 19, 2009
cuntarded
A mixture of "cunt" and "retarded". most likely to be said at someone who's acting whorrishly stupid.
*at a party*
Brittney spears: whooo i'm sooo drunk i think I'll sleep with Justin Timberlake.
Justin Timberlake: Damnit britney stop acting cuntarded you look like a fool.
Brittney spears: whooo i'm sooo drunk i think I'll sleep with Justin Timberlake.
Justin Timberlake: Damnit britney stop acting cuntarded you look like a fool.
Cuntblast
The sudden and seemingly uncontrolled infiltration of snatch, into a club or popular venue. Depending on the venue, this can either be an enticing or equally negative incident as, for example, straight cunt typically has an obsession with infiltrating gay bars and aggravating the cock-seeking male population.
Dude, I went to the gay bar last night and while checking out this hot dude across the bar, like 20 drunk bitches came nattering through the door, in one big cuntblast, from a bridal shower and fucked up my game. To make things worse, three of them came over to me and tried to feel me up and asked if I wanted to buy them drinks! Fuck no!
cuntward
A girl that walks cunt first,somtimes with a camel toe,into groups of watching people, to show off the cunt, almost like head first into it.
cuntward by Bob of Cocodrie October 8, 2009
cuntardouche
"Why, that fellow is ignorant, arrogant, and awkward in roughly equal measure. What a cuntardouche!"
cuntardouche by Chanda Bell January 19, 2009