cuntboard 

Usually found in urban bar and club settings, cuntboards are females whom are used as dart boards for entertainment.

I'm so fucking bored... can we use yo' bloody old lady as a cuntboard again?

cuntboard by Christian Bale March 19, 2003

coming out of the cupboard 

"coming out of the cupboard" is a term to decribe the act performed by claustrophile glory-hole fetishists.

The participant enters a cupboard and sticks his manhood through the glory hole for a happy ending.

Al: "I think a seagull just shat on me in the kitchen"
Jon: "No, that's just Roy, coming out of the cupboard. Do you see the glory hole drilled in it?"

coming out of the cupboard by Fishyrich September 10, 2012

Cupboard full of clothes

Cupboard full of clothes is another way to say closet=closeted.

All that's left of us, is a cupboard full of clothes.

Cupboard full of clothes by I lack of fantasy January 26, 2021

cuntardouchebag 

The bag used by a cuntardouche.

"The cuntardouche went to the video store, bought a complete set of Three's Company episodes, and put them into his cuntardouchebag."

cuntardouchebag by Chanda Bell January 19, 2009

cuntarded 

A mixture of "cunt" and "retarded". most likely to be said at someone who's acting whorrishly stupid.

*at a party*

Brittney spears: whooo i'm sooo drunk i think I'll sleep with Justin Timberlake.

Justin Timberlake: Damnit britney stop acting cuntarded you look like a fool.

cuntarded by yermoom December 13, 2009

cuntward

A girl that walks cunt first,somtimes with a camel toe,into groups of watching people, to show off the cunt, almost like head first into it.

Boy, she's cuntward, that will be a easy lay on the pool table tonight.

cuntward by Bob of Cocodrie October 8, 2009

jew in the cupboard 

A jew that is in your cupboard, they usually are male but in some cases have been female. We don't know how they manage to get into the cupboards they are found in but all we know is that they are attracted by the smell of expensive tea/cup sets . If you find a jew in your cupboard you should follow these steps

1. Trap them in the cupboard , use something to block the doors E. G a muscle man/woman, broom etc

2. Alert everyone in the house of the jew in the cupboard and tell them to block the doors on all the remaining cupboards in the house. Jews have been known to chew through walls and make their way to other cupboards within the house.

3. Get anything of sentimental value out of the house E. G kids, money, cars, husband/wife, dog/cat/hampster/crocodile/komodo dragon...

4. Burn the house and everything inside that you left.

If this does not work follow theses steps

1. Run

2. Hide

3. Its coming

4.

Man: Honey where's my super-suit?
Woman: What?
Man: I said where's... My... Super-suit!
Woman: In the cupboard!
Man: Why is it in the cupboard?
Woman: Just get it!

Man: *opens cupboard * HONEY THERE'S A JEW IN THE CUPBOARD !!

jew in the cupboard by PapaKrabbz February 3, 2018