Cantacious 

Describes somebody who despises the word "cant" and wants to prove that they can do anything, so they do crazy and unexpected acts; gnarly and cool;

That cantacious daredevil does the craziest stunts I've ever seen.

Cantacious by swallowursoul47 March 22, 2010

The Contagious Indian Affliction (TCIA) 

When a student is in a school which is massively filled with indian creatures who call themselves teachers, he/she suffers the Indian Affliction. Those so called teachers have brains the size of peanuts and have bodies covered with nothing but oil and hair. They speak in queerly altered piteous english that sounds like a Decepticon and an Auto-bot having sex. They're figure is weirdly diverse but is roughly regraded as the shape of a disabled ape. A normal human will surely have a hard time distinguishing a male from a female.
Chiefly, just by it intruding a class, this creature transfers a detrimental smell that affects the living soul of a student, transforming him/her into one of it's own.

Those indian creatures have suffered in the past, over the ages and yet until now. But they have chosen not to live in their own affliction, but to spread their suffering and multiply. Somehow, they believed the educational course was the utter path to ride on.
Sadly, students in the middle east are the ones who endure this ailment the most. But be warned, as they multiply like fuck, they seek worldwide domination.

Jaimie: Fuck yeah that creepy old indian teacher left school, can't wait to see what they brought us next

Sam: Looks like we have ANOTHER ONE! Can't believe how numerous those things are!

Jaimie: This place is like they're fucking domicile, aslong as we stay here, we're still gonna be sufferers of The Contagious Indian Affliction (TCIA).

The Contagious Indian Affliction (TCIA) by Epictrix August 27, 2012

Contagious Smile

Is when someone smiles at you and you cant help but smile back.

Me:Everytime you smile it makes me smile.
You:*Blush*
Me:Its really cute you have a contagious smile

Contagious Smile by PopcornBuddy September 14, 2011

cuntacious

cunt like behaviour. As in a woman who is behaving like a cunt.

I can't believe how cuntacious your girlfriend was to me tonight

cuntacious by Erik Berry October 18, 2008

Cuntagious 

When the symptoms of being a cunt transfer onto others and as such force others to be cunts.

I'm staying away from Arlene, she's cuntagious today!

Cuntagious by Nicoole February 25, 2015

Contagious Magic 

A form of sympathetic magic based on the view that things once conjoined continue to influence each other when separated; thus magic performed on a lock of hair may affect the person from whom it came.

Contagious Magic is magic that attempts to affect a person through something once connected with him or her, as a shirt once worn by the person or a footprint left in the sand; a branch of sympathetic magic based on the belief that things once in contact are in some way permanently so, however separated physically they may subsequently become.

Contagious Magic by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ August 4, 2010

cuntagious 

A known cunt that effects those around him/her causing them to become cunts ie a contagious cunt.

I was fine until cuntagious cunt Des came over and got me in cuntish form.

cuntagious by Dave Gal May 15, 2006