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Hawkin’s Map Of Consciousness
The map is a scale from 1-1000 LOC with different human behaviours and perceptions about Life and God based on each of the 17 levels of human consciousness and associated energy field matrix. The map of consciousness was developed by Dr David Hawkins via kinesiology (muscle testing).The levels of consciousness go as low as the pits of hell on earth (which is shame, 50 LOC) to heaven on earth AKA enlightenment 600-1000 LOC.
Humans range from 0 to 1000 on earth and angels can go beyond 1000 LOC with GOD the Creator at Infinity. The reason Humans can’t go past 1000 LOC is because the nervous system cannot handle that much power. Jesus Christ & Buddha both were at level 1000 at their death.
Humans range from 0 to 1000 on earth and angels can go beyond 1000 LOC with GOD the Creator at Infinity. The reason Humans can’t go past 1000 LOC is because the nervous system cannot handle that much power. Jesus Christ & Buddha both were at level 1000 at their death.
Student: How do I become enlightened Doc?
Spiritual Guru: While a lot of people think “enlightenment” is a singular state of mind that you either “have” or do not have, it’s actually much more of a journey from lower to higher states, which can be determined by consciousness calibration muscle testing and the hawkin’s map of consciousness
Spiritual Guru: While a lot of people think “enlightenment” is a singular state of mind that you either “have” or do not have, it’s actually much more of a journey from lower to higher states, which can be determined by consciousness calibration muscle testing and the hawkin’s map of consciousness
Hawkin’s Map Of Consciousness by IRSAgents August 1, 2022
Asscrack Consciousness
I felt wind between the valleys when I bent over to pick up the fork. Thank Goodness my asscrack consciousness kicked in so that I could cover up. Had it remained exposed, Stacy's parents would have seen my asscrack.
Asscrack Consciousness by Veryaware December 1, 2014
Stream of Consciousness
1. The tendency of the human mind to inadvertently jump from one subject to another.
2. A literary device that is used to follow the occurring thoughts of a character.
2. A literary device that is used to follow the occurring thoughts of a character.
-They started talking about politics, but because of the stream of consciousness, they were talking about their favorite flavors of ice cream by the end of the discussion.
Stream of Consciousness by delinquentfates May 22, 2006
Ironic consciousness
Irony at the level of consciousness. Self-actualized consciousness counterposed to its own existence. Consciousness as a self-actualized linearization of time that originates from cyclical time origins. Inability of consciousness to consciously traverse linear time due to the very nature of its existence.
Ironic consciousness by sandraxine July 26, 2017
Stream of Consciousness
A form of speech where the person speaking dumps all their thoughts out unfiltered, unedited and completely.
"I went to see my mom yesterday and she would not stop talking. She just kept going on and on about EVERY thought she had. I was drowning in the stream of consciousness she threw at me for an hour."
Stream of Consciousness by somedudewithaword April 26, 2014
buckbuckbuck consciousness
A term coined by a woman living in a seaside town in California where she realized that listening to the neighborhood chickens was a great way to meditate.
I begin each day attuning myself to the chickens as they make their wonderful sounds and so I call my resulting happiness buckbuckbuck consciousness!
buckbuckbuck consciousness by Dr Bunnygirl May 27, 2021
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