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cuntache 

Defines the perfect mustache to help men acquire sexual relations with women.
Dude, nice cuntache!
cuntache by Allexandrovich October 26, 2015
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cuntauche 

When a fat chick lifts her gut to reveal her cunt, she attempt s to shave her pubes but cant lift her gut (upper part of the gunt) high enough and consequently a line of pubic hairs remain after she finishes trying to shave. This line of pubic hairs is known as the cuntauche.
I fucked a fatty last night, her cuntauche spoke a thousand words!
cuntauche by burnsy076 August 10, 2015

custache 

A custy mustache.
The nasty soft-haired mustache. Peach fuzz texture, but dark enough to be seen from far away. Usually sported by little white boys trying to be ghetto.
Pedro from Napolean Dynamite has a custache.
Prince has a nasty custache.
Your 14 year old brother who refuses to shave his upper lip has a custache
custache by joe wig December 22, 2008

cuntacho 

Spanish slang for "cunt."
Man this puta is being a serious cuntacho.

Fuck that cuntacho!
cuntacho by SpanishSlanginIt October 21, 2010

Cunttache 

When you have a big moustache and a female sits on your face making your tache smell like a cunt
Girl: I wanna give you a cunttache
Guy: l fine but I’ll need a shower

cuntcheese 

1.scum formed around unwashed vagina. female version of dick cheese
2.dirty cunt; slut
1.In summer time, shower before sex is a must if you don't want to be dealing with cunt cheese.
2.She is such a dirty cunt cheese!
cuntcheese by BlueAir September 14, 2004
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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