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Definitions by BlueAir

cuntcheese 

1.scum formed around unwashed vagina. female version of dick cheese
2.dirty cunt; slut
1.In summer time, shower before sex is a must if you don't want to be dealing with cunt cheese.
2.She is such a dirty cunt cheese!
cuntcheese by BlueAir September 14, 2004
Dick Sucking Problem - problem of giving blowjobs easily and to too many guys
Amy has a major DSP. She blows me and my boys all the time for free. It's fucking great!
DSP by BlueAir September 13, 2004

take a shot in the mouth 

"If it'll get me a couple of hundred miles across the country, I'll take a shot in the mouth." (from "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back")
take a shot in the mouth by BlueAir September 13, 2004

Dick Sucking Problem 

problem of giving blowjobs too easily to too many guys
Amy has a major Dick Sucking Problem. She blows me and my boys all the time for free. It's fucking great!
Dick Sucking Problem by BlueAir September 12, 2004

jizz monkey 

jizz slut monkey (implies that a girl is a jizz slut, slut monkey and dumb like a monkey)
Tom: Who is Bob dating these days?
Sue: My friend Emily.
Tom: That jizz monkey? I wouldn't touch that shit with a 10-foot pole!
Sue: I can't believe you said that! She is my best friend!!
Tom: Shut up, you jizz monkey!
jizz monkey by BlueAir September 12, 2004