Cuntache

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Mustache that acquires sexual relations.

Great cuntache dude!

Cuntache by Allexandrovich October 25, 2015

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cuntache

Defines the perfect mustache to help men acquire sexual relations with women.

Dude, nice cuntache!

cuntache by Allexandrovich October 26, 2015

Related Words

Cuntache • cuntcheese • Cuntaceous • cuntched • Cuntachini • cuntacho • Cuntachu • Cuntacle • cuntauche • Cunttache

cuntauche

When a fat chick lifts her gut to reveal her cunt, she attempt s to shave her pubes but cant lift her gut (upper part of the gunt) high enough and consequently a line of pubic hairs remain after she finishes trying to shave. This line of pubic hairs is known as the cuntauche.

I fucked a fatty last night, her cuntauche spoke a thousand words!

cuntauche by burnsy076 August 10, 2015

custache

A custy mustache.
The nasty soft-haired mustache. Peach fuzz texture, but dark enough to be seen from far away. Usually sported by little white boys trying to be ghetto.

Pedro from Napolean Dynamite has a custache.
Prince has a nasty custache.
Your 14 year old brother who refuses to shave his upper lip has a custache

custache by joe wig December 22, 2008

cuntacho

Spanish slang for "cunt."

Man this puta is being a serious cuntacho.

Fuck that cuntacho!

cuntacho by SpanishSlanginIt October 21, 2010

Cunttache

When you have a big moustache and a female sits on your face making your tache smell like a cunt

Girl: I wanna give you a cunttache
Guy: l fine but I’ll need a shower

Cunttache by Biggest pollard ever August 9, 2020

cuntcheese

1.scum formed around unwashed vagina. female version of dick cheese
2.dirty cunt; slut

1.In summer time, shower before sex is a must if you don't want to be dealing with cunt cheese.
2.She is such a dirty cunt cheese!

cuntcheese by BlueAir September 14, 2004

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026