Cuntacle

Cunts who act like they are popsicles and the candy of life, not to be confused with cunticle, or cunts who are like popsicles and are the candy of life.

Melinda: "Hey do you want to go out?"
Russ Teidrick: "No you cuntacle, but I'd like to suck on the cunticle over there."

by G.M.H. December 2, 2009

cunticles

An unfortunate condition sometimes observed in Japanese onsens (bath houses) whereby the penis is mostly absorbed within the protruding gut and hairy testicles of a portly yet meagerly endowed gent, so as to create the illusion of female genitalia - with the penis tip resembling an engorged clitoris, and hairy ballsack an unkempt vulva.

Hiromi you poor bastard. With cunticles like that, you could almost sneak into the ladies!

by Wayner Wayne June 28, 2018

cunticle

A singular piece of dry crusty mucus that collects around the cunt lips of elderly women

Bob was fucking his grandmother when he noticed a rough abrasive sensation; he looked down and found his penis being stripped by her filthy cunticles

by The Shaven Weasel January 7, 2005

cuntaclysm

a cunt of cataclysmic proportions.

or a cataclysm of cuntish proportion.

"So this bitch cockblocked me, refused to invite me to her house, and then kicked me in the shin!"
"What a cuntaclysm!"

by rain2o September 7, 2009

Cuntcle

An uncle that acts like a wicked Cunt

" that fucking Cuntcle of yours Bob keeps fucking bitchinLawrence shut him the fuck up "

by R-Jay Rand III December 9, 2008

cuntalengous

When two girls suck each others pussies for the fun of it

These two hot bitches were givin each other cuntalengous while I was watching

by Mitlin Mike May 13, 2005

Salto Cuntale

Whilst fucking the girl doggystyle you pick her up and spin her 360 around your cock.

Only add propellor wire on ur cock and she'll be stuck on there forever!!! salto cuntale

by koul-v-spaire January 7, 2011