A custy mustache.
The nasty soft-haired mustache. Peach fuzz texture, but dark enough to be seen from far away. Usually sported by little white boys trying to be ghetto.
The nasty soft-haired mustache. Peach fuzz texture, but dark enough to be seen from far away. Usually sported by little white boys trying to be ghetto.
Pedro from Napolean Dynamite has a custache.
Prince has a nasty custache.
Your 14 year old brother who refuses to shave his upper lip has a custache
Prince has a nasty custache.
Your 14 year old brother who refuses to shave his upper lip has a custache
by joe wig December 22, 2008
Get the custache mug.Sticky residue, also know as semen, left above the upper lip of the person who just gave a blow job. The semen dries to give the appearance of a white mustache. Got cum?
The fuckin’ cumstache I left on Miss Stewart made the bitch look like Santa Clause in a snow storm, ho ho ho, bitch!
by Pimp Daddy Chad May 3, 2003
Get the cumstache mug.a mustache that is so ingrained with white trash DNA, it grows in weak, with only a small number of thin hairs as compared to a normal mustache. I.E.-Cletus the slack-jawwed yokel has a crustache.
Like my crustache?
by Bizarrett February 4, 2003
Get the crustache mug.The pathetic looking prepubescent mustache sported by boy bands and male high school students intended to impress women, while drawing only jeers and snickers. See peach fuzz.
by BFish December 11, 2002
Get the crustache mug.Costache is the best guy everrrrrrr. It 's impossible to not fall in love with him. He' s so hot, hotter than everyone!!!! His eyes will make you feel like in a dream.
by Abracadabra677838 February 19, 2021
Get the Costache mug.A poorly grown mustache that accurs from lack of motivation to shave.
Also present on boys entering puberty. In which case it is grown to the fullest extent and shown off to there peers.
Also present on boys entering puberty. In which case it is grown to the fullest extent and shown off to there peers.
"dude did see tommy's crustache it totally awesome." "i cant wait for mine to grow in."
"hes kinda cute but whats with the crustache."
"nice crustashe lazy ass."
"hes kinda cute but whats with the crustache."
"nice crustashe lazy ass."
by hexnfx August 5, 2009
Get the crustache mug.(n) When a man ejaculates on another man's mustache and then doesn't clean it off, alowing it to dry.
man 1: "Gee wiz it sure is a boring day with nothing ta do."
man 2: "Sure is...Yo dude I know what we can do. Why don't I give you a crustache?"
man 1: "I don't see why not!"
man 2: "Sure is...Yo dude I know what we can do. Why don't I give you a crustache?"
man 1: "I don't see why not!"
by Ostangspagootti May 18, 2016
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