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Sean Connerized 

When at a party, somebody brings up SNL celebrity jeapordy, everyone begins to perform their imitation of Sean Connery at the same time, absolutely convinced in their heart of hearts that their Sean Connery is the best the best.
Ex: Sean Connerized

Guy #1-Hey did you see the SNL jeapordy? Sean Connery is so funny.
(All at the same time)
Guy #2-Whore Seamen Trebeck.
Guy #3-Jap Anus Relations
Guy #4-I was with your mother last night, Trebek.
Guy #5-Anal bum cover
Sean Connerized by Darron B March 13, 2008

cuntalizer 

A girl that uses her cunt as a tazer like weapon, similar to the movie teeth.
You just killed that faggot with your cuntalizer.
Megan Carter has the biggest cuntalizer I have ever seen.
Damn look at that fat cuntalizer!
cuntalizer by trainingwolves September 6, 2009

cunnelinguist

Just like a violinist cunnelinguist is a perfectionist in his art. The art of orally stimulating the female clitoris until she orgasms all over their face. They take pride in their work and in fact very good at it as they are able to maintain long relationships to the ones they orally please. Long tongues are a huge bonus but sometimes the smaller tongue that works harder is just as fine. It's all about the technique. The best one of course being the car wash, in which one uses a ton of saliva to perform different acts of a sequence of movements with their tongue as would a car wash.
Becky: Carrie you know that guy I hooked up with last night.
Carrie: Of course I do with all my heart
Becky: Well it turns out he was a cunnelinguist, small dick he had but he sure made up for it by being orally stimulating. Thumbs up to him in the mouth department.
cunnelinguist by kitten with a smile November 22, 2013

candelize 

To become a candle
On the way to class, by backpack suddenly candelized, but it's okay it smelled like peach.
candelize by Sexy Soup November 3, 2018

cunnelingus 

oral sex act performed by a person on a female's genitalia. The clitoris is the most sexually sensitive part of the human female genitalia, and its stimulation may result in female sexual arousal or orgasm
He performed cunnelingus on me last night and it was great!
cunnelingus by Kongboi May 29, 2018

The Connolizer 

Whilst engaged in doggy style with a female, just before you come, give her a swift jab to the ribs to increase your manly status.
I was screwing your sister and i Connolized her. I think i broke her ribs.

The Connolizer makes me feel like a true man.
The Connolizer by Nix0r March 24, 2007