cumwaffle 

A rather douchy douchebag, also known as colin

Did you hear that colin is a MAJOOORRRR cumwaffle???

cumwaffle by jamessss12342 October 16, 2008

cuntwaffle

noun: Term used to describe a "special" kind of person that has reached such a level of annoyance that no other word seems to suffice; word used to describe the ultimate douche bag.

That cuntwaffle just backed into me.

cuntwaffle by EmilyBinx July 10, 2014

chudwaffle 

What you are called by the highwaymen in the prison in far cry new dawn

"your new name is... Chudwaffle go to your workstation Chudwaffle!"

chudwaffle by Digger naggot January 19, 2020

cuntwaffle

A less than polite insult for someone who has taken their cunty levels to the point where you simply can't figure out if you're impressed or confused. This cuntwaffle is also prone to length emails and conversations, expounding on his cunty ways. Ego, misguided confidence, and a shit ton of entitlement is usually also involved.

Andrew is such a cuntwaffle

cuntwaffle by Turtle dick June 29, 2017

cobwaffler

A person who regularly receives ejaculated semen directly on the face. Can be used as an insult and/or a term of endearment.

A cobwaffler rarely needs to moisturize.

cobwaffler by Lovahhh July 15, 2003

cuntwaffle

The state of being such a cunt, that you are a waffle too.

Shannon is a cuntwaffle!

cuntwaffle by Josh August 17, 2003

cum waffle 

When a group of males stand around a waffle and whack it. Whoever splooges last has the honor of eating this delicious salty waffle.

Oh man. Cum waffles ruined my night last night.

cum waffle by shiionmadii February 22, 2011