scumwaffle 

One who reverts to nefarious tactics that undermine others in order to advance personally or professionally.

"Did you hear that Joe stabbed Pete in the back to get that promotion? What a scumwaffle."

scumwaffle by increaseyourwordieism April 24, 2005

Scumwaffle 

Noun; a piece of sh*t ex that deserves to rot in hell because they are toxic people and suck the life out of you

Keith is such a scumwaffle; I can't believe how many times he cheated!!!!

Scumwaffle by RoyalBones December 17, 2016

schwaffle 

slapping another human being across the face with a penis

i sure sure schwaffled her good the other day, she was mildly amused.

schwaffle by schwaffle king June 1, 2006

cumwaffle 

A rather douchy douchebag, also known as colin

Did you hear that colin is a MAJOOORRRR cumwaffle???

cumwaffle by jamessss12342 October 16, 2008

schmaffle 

a waffle and smore combine. a waffle with chocolate and marshmellows roasted in the oven. created by bits and griffs.

"heyy were coming over tonight, make some schmaffles!!"

schmaffle by ndependentcutie September 4, 2006

Scubawaffle 

n Belgium, waffles may be covered with whipped cream and chocolate for visiting tourists. Make one of those waffles, with your choice of toppings. Take it in your hands and smash it on your girlfriends breast. dive in like a scuba diver and enjoy both desert and breast!!!!

Try it, I've done the scubawaffle, you should too!

Scubawaffle by dirtygreekmeister April 18, 2011

scwaffle 

Idiot, not cool, a gimp

Quit being such a scwafle

scwaffle by moron March 24, 2003