cumuppance

Your "just deserts" for sexual irresponsibilty, such as contracting an STD, getting pregnant, etc.

One should either always use condoms or practice abstinence, so as to avoid unexpected cumuppances.

cumuppance by QuacksO April 7, 2019

combuppance 

An insufferable jerk you used to know - such as an arrogant jock in high school - who later is humiliated by baldness and must resort to a comb over or comb up, or alternatively just wears a hat all the time.

Friend: Did you see that dickhead Colt at the 10-year reunion?
Me: No, I heard he was too embarrassed to come because he's fat and bald now.
Friend: Wow, he really received his combuppance.

combuppance by SHLA April 24, 2014

comeuppance 

(1) Punishment or reward for one's actions; (2) getting what you have coming to you; (3) getting what you deserve; (4) karma.

Commonly mispelled as comeuppins.

Craig kept talking shit about John that night, so when John kicked Craig's ass the next day, Craig got his comeuppance.

comeuppance by T Hizzle March 28, 2005

cumhumppance

Fucking that bitch just like she deserves!

Dude: Man! Did Cindy stand you up again on Saturday?
Man: Yeah, but that bitch will get her cumhumppance soon enough.
Dude: Sweet.

cumhumppance by Glee sucks October 23, 2009

Cuntuppance

Karma for cunts.

Wilbur suffered his cuntuppance then rage quit.

Cuntuppance by Tempest Lefavre May 28, 2010

Comeuppance 

When someone finally gets what's coming to them. Usually well-deserved and brings joy to others when they learn about it.

Jody got his comeuppance when he was caught cheating on a skanks-for-free website. Nice try Jody, you sloptart looking bastard.

Comeuppance by joemammy July 13, 2019

comeuppance 

A "reward" i.e. well deserved and long awaited revenge for past misbehavior. The "reward" should be administered by those previously wronged and in a public or humiliating way.

That bitch will get her comeuppance in the form of a public birching at the next group pot luck. Everyone there will be quite pleased at the chance to participate. I don't think she will be able to sit down for several days.

comeuppance by Melanie5 May 15, 2010