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Cuntuppance

A particularly nasty person's karmic due. (Cunt + Comeuppance)
Darren is such a bastard, he deserved his cuntuppance
Cuntuppance by GetMonet January 13, 2022
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Cuntuppance

When karma does it’s thing to some cunt in relation to an undisclosed number of prior cunty deeds and their day becomes somewhat unjolly to them but jolly to you.
Sinclair got his cuntuppance this morning when the cat puked on the top stair and the dog shat at the bottom of the stairs. And found the water was cut off. And there was no cleaning product in the house.
Cuntuppance by zeeedeee August 10, 2022

cumuppance

Your "just deserts" for sexual irresponsibilty, such as contracting an STD, getting pregnant, etc.
One should either always use condoms or practice abstinence, so as to avoid unexpected cumuppances.
cumuppance by QuacksO April 7, 2019
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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