A cumtowel is a towel used to collect cum. This can be through masturbation (place towel under keyboard and ass) or cuntleaking. First introduced by comic-duo John and John.
After orgasm has been reached: "Can you pass me the cumtowel. I need to unload."
Crouton's phase three and his severe lack of commitment makes him cum when thinking of ex while having dinner with new valentine date. He is forever, cumton.
Dude that cleans cum after blowing a load with his sock because there's nothing else to use, then puts the sock back on.
Chester: When we were finished bangin' in the woods, I had to clean her off with with my sock.
O'Doyle: That's awesome... what did you do with the sock?
Chester: I had to put it back on.
O'Doyle: Haha... you're a dirty fuckin cumtoe.
A spittoon-like canteen you keep on the side of your bed so you can bust a big load of cum in a girls mouth so she can just lean over after your done and spit it out
My girlfriend hates cum in her mouth or even on her body and refuses to swallow my cum, so I keep a cumtoon by my bed so she can spit that shit out and not throw up all ofer my dick. cumtoon