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cumtowel 

A cumtowel is a towel used to collect cum. This can be through masturbation (place towel under keyboard and ass) or cuntleaking. First introduced by comic-duo John and John.
After orgasm has been reached: "Can you pass me the cumtowel. I need to unload."
cumtowel by d!o July 18, 2006
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Crouton's phase three and his severe lack of commitment makes him cum when thinking of ex while having dinner with new valentine date. He is forever, cumton.
You're really acting like a cumton right now.
Cumton by JEANGREY0001 February 20, 2021
Dude that cleans cum after blowing a load with his sock because there's nothing else to use, then puts the sock back on.
Chester: When we were finished bangin' in the woods, I had to clean her off with with my sock.
O'Doyle: That's awesome... what did you do with the sock?
Chester: I had to put it back on.
O'Doyle: Haha... you're a dirty fuckin cumtoe.
cumtoe by Chester Hooker November 29, 2006
Cumtoon

A spittoon-like canteen you keep on the side of your bed so you can bust a big load of cum in a girls mouth so she can just lean over after your done and spit it out
My girlfriend hates cum in her mouth or even on her body and refuses to swallow my cum, so I keep a cumtoon by my bed so she can spit that shit out and not throw up all ofer my dick. cumtoon
The season of slpooging all over little children and old people in retirement homes. People also like to consume the sploog on the night of cumtober.
- I can't wait for cumtober so me and granny can have fun later
Cumtober by Taslang August 30, 2022

cumtose intolerant 

when an emo boy keeps threatening to cum on you so you say your cumtose intolerant
"im gonna cum on you" -emo boy

"sorry :(( im cumtose intolerant" -me