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Neanderthal man is rumored to have become extinct due to lack of fermented cumbok feasting.

Amateur paleontologists have hypothesized that homo sapiens thrived on cumbok reservoir consumption. Once full of the juicy nectar, they inseminated the impala with a hefty pummeling. Bodily fluids unite in glorious ejaculation which combine to form cumboks.
Sorry dad. We've been impala bangin and got cumbok all over your windscreen.
cumbok by Yosaffa April 4, 2009
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Cumboozled 

The act of pretending to reach the point of ejaculation, but instead firing a confetti canon at someone when they expect you to cum.
person1: I totally CumboozledJessica last week

person2: Dude! I would have loved to see her face covered in confetti
Cumboozled by dasNobody August 27, 2022
Related Words
cumbok • Cumbo • cumbox • cumboys • CUMBAK • Cumboarding • cumbob • cumboi • cumbolt • cumboner
Someone who listens to cum town
Do you think a women will ever get married to a cumboy?
cumboy by bustinsideme November 26, 2020

Cumboating 

The act of ejaculating onto a non porous surface (such as PVC mattress cover) and then sliding around on it.
Chris blew his load all over the bed, then cumboated around whilst his girlfriend looked on horrified. She did not approve of his cumboating fetish.
Cumboating by RobRum January 5, 2009
''I shot a cumbolt in her eye''
cumbolt by legalus January 5, 2008
When you finish in your girlfriends mouth after oral sex, and she pretends to spit it out, but then later when she goes to kiss you, she spits it all back into your mouth
Dude, my girlfriend sent a cumbak my way last nite, single handedly the most disgusting thing that ever happened to me.
cumbak by Cahtah December 27, 2007

Cumbuket 

A female that can take load after load of semen without conceiving a child usually jumping from guy to guy.
Come here my little cumbuket, got a fill up for you.
Cumbuket by Jr0010101 May 12, 2016
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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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