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Neanderthal man is rumored to have become extinct due to lack of fermented cumbok feasting.
Amateur paleontologists have hypothesized that homo sapiens thrived on cumbok reservoir consumption. Once full of the juicy nectar, they inseminated the impala with a hefty pummeling. Bodily fluids unite in glorious ejaculation which combine to form cumboks.
Neanderthal man is rumored to have become extinct due to lack of fermented cumbok feasting.
Amateur paleontologists have hypothesized that homo sapiens thrived on cumbok reservoir consumption. Once full of the juicy nectar, they inseminated the impala with a hefty pummeling. Bodily fluids unite in glorious ejaculation which combine to form cumboks.
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Chris blew his load all over the bed, then cumboated around whilst his girlfriend looked on horrified. She did not approve of his cumboating fetish.
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When you finish in your girlfriends mouth after oral sex, and she pretends to spit it out, but then later when she goes to kiss you, she spits it all back into your mouth
Dude, my girlfriend sent a cumbak my way last nite, single handedly the most disgusting thing that ever happened to me.
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