cumtato

The result of being horny, hungry and lonely. Step one - fuck a potato. Step two - apply man mayonnaise. Step three - serve and enjoy.

"Dude I'm so hungry and horny, but I don't have time for both"
"Dude. Make a cumtato"

cumtato by Rocky Hardon June 28, 2017

Cuntatorship 

Similar to a dictatorship, except the leader is a bigger tyrant.

When the statue came down, he knew his cuntatorship was in tatters.

Cuntatorship by alexbusby July 22, 2010

Cuntator 

1) A female version of a dictator.
2) A very strong female who misuses her power.

1) That Professor rules her Department with an iron cunt. She's such a cuntator!!

Cuntator by Vionbringer February 28, 2010

Cumatorium 

A woman's snatch, pussy, vajayjay when filled by the cum of multiple male partners, one after the other, in an orgy.

Gary let all his buddies bang the shit out of his girlfriend Mindy. They turned her pussy into a cumatorium before the night was over. She hobbled around sore for a week but loved every minute of it.

Cumatorium by Eaton Holgoode June 22, 2009

cumatose 

A person in a severe state of exhaustion after a lengthy sexual encounter. People in a cumatose state will typically lay very still and be very quiet.

After he came for the third time that night while making out with his girlfriend, he lay there beside her in a cumatose state.

cumatose by Dangerman January 2, 2009

cumatose 

noun- The deep sleep you fall into after you cum

He fucked me into a deep cumatose

cumatose by purduehockey July 25, 2011

Cumatose 

The state of mind a guy is in after he cums. The general feeling of not wanting anything to do with the outside world and wanting to do nothing more than lie still without being disturbed

Ex. I hate how I can never talk to my boyfriend after sex, he always just goes Cumatose

Ex. Whenever I have sex with my girlfriend i can't stand it when she tries to talk to me afterwards when I'm cumatose

Cumatose by reymundo5 May 3, 2013