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cumtato

The result of being horny, hungry and lonely. Step one - fuck a potato. Step two - apply man mayonnaise. Step three - serve and enjoy.
"Dude I'm so hungry and horny, but I don't have time for both"
"Dude. Make a cumtato"
by Rocky Hardon June 28, 2017
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