cumpube

A bundle of pubic hair intermixed with a man's or men's ejaculate. Typically served as an appetizer.

Kenny decided to meet Rich for a drink and the two shared and order of cumpubes.

Rebecca yelled "I can't get pregnant!" and so Bernie split his cum all over her bush, laughing at her cumpubes.

by errl_stutts July 7, 2017

Cumputer

A computer entirely dedicated to porn

My mom almost discovered my cumputer

by I-Be-Pimpin April 24, 2017

cumputer

A computer with large amounts or pornographic material in it

let's search some porn on your cumputer

by mAGIK bUS July 6, 2005

Cumputer

A computer you only use to look up porn

Guy 1: Hey man, why is this keyboard so sticky?

Guy 2: Oh, thats because its my cumputer

by Rofflez March 28, 2009

cumputer

A computer with no other purpose than to use as a tool to view porn.

husband to wife -

I'm gonna be on the cumputer for a while honey, don't disturb me I have alot of work to do.

by BETTY CROCKER June 24, 2006

cumcube

When you jizz in a icecube tray and put the icecubes in somones drink.

I stole Kyle's drink and put my cumcubes in it.

by Luke March 25, 2004

Cumputer

A computer that an individual uses for mostly viewing, storing, buying or selling pornography.

My cumputer had a hardrive failure yesterday due to a virus that I got, most likely trough all the pornography I was watching.

by John The Savage February 19, 2015