errl_stutts's definitions

tomscary

semen that has been dried out for a week

A: Hey Rich, I think you have some cream on your face that you forgot to rub in.
B: Oh no, I have not showered in a week. It is just some of Kenny's tomscary.

by errl_stutts September 3, 2016

cumpube

A bundle of pubic hair intermixed with a man's or men's ejaculate. Typically served as an appetizer.

Kenny decided to meet Rich for a drink and the two shared and order of cumpubes.

Rebecca yelled "I can't get pregnant!" and so Bernie split his cum all over her bush, laughing at her cumpubes.

by errl_stutts July 7, 2017