Cumpuke

The forceful expulsion of seminal fluid from the mouth, after successfully performing fellatio.

"OMG Bro! Last night my boyfriend shot his load into my mouth. It was so much I couldn't swallow. I had to cumpuke".

"Your a cumpuke".

by Deigh Jay April 13, 2011

Cumputer

A computer entirely dedicated to porn

My mom almost discovered my cumputer

by I-Be-Pimpin April 24, 2017

cumputer

A computer with large amounts or pornographic material in it

let's search some porn on your cumputer

by mAGIK bUS July 6, 2005

Cumbuket

A female that can take load after load of semen without conceiving a child usually jumping from guy to guy.

Come here my little cumbuket, got a fill up for you.

by Jr0010101 May 12, 2016

Cumputer

A computer you only use to look up porn

Guy 1: Hey man, why is this keyboard so sticky?

Guy 2: Oh, thats because its my cumputer

by Rofflez March 28, 2009

cumputer

A computer with no other purpose than to use as a tool to view porn.

husband to wife -

I'm gonna be on the cumputer for a while honey, don't disturb me I have alot of work to do.

by BETTY CROCKER June 24, 2006

cumpucker

While performing {fellatio}, your partner ejaculates in your mouth and his semen tastes so bad that your face puckers up, like if you sucked on a lemon.

Last night I was {going down} on my old man and I don't know what that fool ate, but when he {came}, his {jizz} tasted so rank that I had a Cumpucker for hours!

by Balls O'rork July 10, 2010