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A means of concealing semen (cum) after having masturbated and shot in the wrong direction. Often carried out quickly, to avoid evidence being seen by friends or family, about to come in.

Mike is such a retard, does he really think we wouldn't notice that the bra on his ceiling is total cumouflage?

cumouflage by Jenny G October 5, 2006

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Person of Camouflage

An inclusive term used to refer to members of the the military.

Commonly abbreviated as "POC" by media outlets.

Her: America needs more POC in politics,
Me: I definitely agree. The last person of camouflage on a major party's presidential ticket was John McCain in 2008.

Person of Camouflage by Vinay P. September 18, 2020

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Urban Camouflage

The uncanny ability to blend in completely with ones surroundings, at night, purely by closing the eyes and mouth simultaneously

Check out Walcott, that bitch disappeared totally! Epic urban camouflage

Urban Camouflage by smooo February 23, 2011

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grinding camouflage

Masturbation

What are you doing right now, honey?

Just grinding camouflage for my tank.

grinding camouflage by Glitter Diamond Jewel Rainbow April 22, 2021

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Team Camouflage

When two people do the popular team camouflage technique, link together in a god like way and become completely invisible.

Mike : Camouflage!
Junior *fully alert* : TEAM CAMOUFLAGE!!
* Mike and Junior do insane kung-fu movements and morph together*

Junior is holding Mike's legs and Mike is holding Juniors ass.

Team Camouflage by Blood-X February 21, 2009

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Cumoflage

Material that hides cum stains. Camoflage for cum. Material covered extensively in semen stains.

"These sheets are cumoflage, so no biggie."

Cumoflage by Four Leaf Clover July 13, 2009

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social camouflage

Accessories of life that conceal your true social or economic standing.

A Cadillac is social camouflage…

Coined by Cadillac in an American Fall 2007 television commercial advertisment.

social camouflage by barnstormer October 29, 2007

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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