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cummuter 

noun. a person, generally a woman, who rides with you to and/or from work and performs oral sex, to make the long drive go by quicker. A good cummuter rarely talks and usually always swallows.
example:

guy #1:Hey dude how was your early morning drive?
guy#2:It was amazing! i got a cummuter and it made the 45 minutes fly by!
guy#1:I told you man, it makes a huge difference!
cummuter by ragingpolarbear October 27, 2011
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commuter dan

an extremely deep yet sarcastic, cynical, and intelligent person who likes to untag himself on facebook. often causes laughter and has facebook profile pictures that are literary allusions.
did you read commuter dan's article? it was so deep and he got a 19/20!

Tell-ya-commuter 

Different then a work from home telecommuter, a tell-ya-commuter spends every moment of their work commute talking on their cell phone with a relative, friend, or neighbor about whatever random mundane subject pops into their mind.
Although they had no reason to talk, Jim could expect a call from Dave every day at 8:07AM as Dave became a tell-ya-commuter on his way to the office.

Commuterbation 

Masturbating discretely while on public transportation. Often done via pockets in trousers. More daringly, while sitting down, some individuals will even unzip their fly and insert hand into area with the concealment of a bag on lap.
I was on the subway last night and this smoking hot chick sat in front of me. I put my hands in pocket and immediately commenced vigorous commuterbation.

Cumputer 

Cumputer by I-Be-Pimpin April 24, 2017

cumputer 

A computer with large amounts or pornographic material in it
let's search some porn on your cumputer
cumputer by mAGIK bUS July 6, 2005

Commuter Student

A college student who most likely pays their own way, works for a living, and wasn't born with well heeled parents to pay for their 4 year day camp "college experience".
Jack isn't at this party because he doesn't have the luxury of having rich parents to pay for his apartment. He is a commuter student and has work in the morning before class.
Commuter Student by Sargent000 October 16, 2014