Commuterbation 

Masturbating discretely while on public transportation. Often done via pockets in trousers. More daringly, while sitting down, some individuals will even unzip their fly and insert hand into area with the concealment of a bag on lap.

I was on the subway last night and this smoking hot chick sat in front of me. I put my hands in pocket and immediately commenced vigorous commuterbation.

Commuterbation by Royds-McLloyds March 15, 2011

commuterection 

The uncontrollable erections caused by the swaying of the subway, often ending in embarassing stares from fellow commuters.

I was leaning against the door, and it gave me a massive commuterection

commuterection by precid June 21, 2005

commuterection 

An unintentional, likely undesired erection caused by the wide range of vibrations encountered while riding public transportation.

Due to the questionable state of the train tracks between stations Chabanel and Parc, Jeremy received a raging commuterection and was forced to hold an umbrella in front of his crotch.

commuterection by Jerrrrr April 2, 2007

commputercation

A mark of success in communicating thoughts and ideas through a computer device. The purpose and goal of commputercating.

I get e-mails from guys all the time on OK Stupid, but there is very little in the way of commputercation going on, just a bunch of requests for photos. Ugh!

commputercation by Tour de France Girl December 7, 2013

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022