Commuter

A commuter is any type of wheeled bike that gets you from point A to point B.

Check out these new slicks on my commuter!

by katcorot February 9, 2010

commuter dan

an extremely deep yet sarcastic, cynical, and intelligent person who likes to untag himself on facebook. often causes laughter and has facebook profile pictures that are literary allusions.

did you read commuter dan's article? it was so deep and he got a 19/20!

by residential emily & lena July 8, 2009

Commuter Student

A college student who most likely pays their own way, works for a living, and wasn't born with well heeled parents to pay for their 4 year day camp "college experience".

Jack isn't at this party because he doesn't have the luxury of having rich parents to pay for his apartment. He is a commuter student and has work in the morning before class.

by Sargent000 October 16, 2014

Commuter Cancer

Weight gain and late onset diabetes caused by drinking large amounts of soda and eating junk food during a long commute. Other symptoms may include excess chins and front butt.

"John can't come to the buffet this weekend, he got commuter cancer."

by meter76 February 9, 2009

Commuter Whore

This person can range from your dearest family member or most random friend who calls from their mobile during their commute to share the events of their day, hoping that you will validate their existence until they pull up into their driveway. Then click. You either are one, or have been subjected to one. abbrev version: Com Ho

(mobile rings). It's 5:15, I'm at my most busiest point in the day...it has to be Commuter Whore stuck on I-whatever-5 again. so not picking up.

by JGifromtheblock March 12, 2010

Commuter Hypnosis

Forgetting where one's car is parked on a daily basis as a result of the monotony of college commuter life.

College student 1: Where the hell did I park my car?

College student 2: Commuter hypnosis setting in?

by Adelphian January 26, 2014

commuter affair

Act of establishing a realtionship in your head with a car you pass everyday to and or from work. You notice and remember the car, wonder where they are going or have been. You also notice when they are absent from your daily commute and wonder if they are ok. And eventually they fail to show up for long periods of time..this my friend is the breakup of the affair.

I am having a commuter affair with the White Toyota Higlander..appears he had a car wash and is running a little late this am. I always pass him by the bridge..I hope he is ok...I wonder what he was doing to make him so late this AM.

by lbj3471 September 13, 2011