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Four Fifths Commish
What Derek Huff will charge as commission to sell a house of a friend because in his words, "that's what gets my dick hard"
Kush: Hey I need to sell my house robey
Robey: Well for you I will only charge four fifths commish because I am currently only at half mast
Robey: Well for you I will only charge four fifths commish because I am currently only at half mast
Four Fifths Commish by J Dog12 March 27, 2009
Commish
(n.) Short for commissioner. Meaning someone beyond awesome, beyond words. Only one person in a group of friends can possess this title.
Commish by CommishFan September 20, 2009
Commish
Commish is another name for Commission but 100% different take the definition of Commission on www.investopedia.com
A commission is a service charge assessed by a broker or investment advisor for providing investment advice or handling purchases and sales of securities for a client. There are important differences between commissions and fees, at least in the way these words are used to describe professional advisors in the financial services industry.
www.investopedia.com/terms/c/commission.asp
Now read the meanings of Commish:
100% dependent on the work force performance without any arguments if there is they will have to go back on regular commissions no basic if the work force tries to take over the building the job becasue the manager is completely dependent on the earnings becasue he/she needs to pay the if there is the mortgage for the building and the work force 50% earnings from the work force from each individuals that's what they will all earn from there jobs for each days or weeks or months and years, from the 100% of what the work forces earning %50 of that is earned and goes towards %50 of the mortgage unless the manager sees that there are more pressing matters to pay for!?
A commission is a service charge assessed by a broker or investment advisor for providing investment advice or handling purchases and sales of securities for a client. There are important differences between commissions and fees, at least in the way these words are used to describe professional advisors in the financial services industry.
www.investopedia.com/terms/c/commission.asp
Now read the meanings of Commish:
100% dependent on the work force performance without any arguments if there is they will have to go back on regular commissions no basic if the work force tries to take over the building the job becasue the manager is completely dependent on the earnings becasue he/she needs to pay the if there is the mortgage for the building and the work force 50% earnings from the work force from each individuals that's what they will all earn from there jobs for each days or weeks or months and years, from the 100% of what the work forces earning %50 of that is earned and goes towards %50 of the mortgage unless the manager sees that there are more pressing matters to pay for!?
"How much Commish do you earn then!?" "Same as you" "You know, the beautiful thing about all this Commish the world is earning, well some parts of the world it don't matter if your a man or woman its all the same earning's equal pay a!?"
Commish by Goodie Tabliser June 30, 2022
outta commish
outta commish by Lindsay M February 19, 2008
cumishment
Using vaginal discharge/ejaculate or semen to punish, oppress, paddle, rap knuckles, reprove, rough up, and piss off someone.
"when you are bad i inflict some serious cumishment all over your face fruitcake"
Also can be used in the wipe-and-swipe context. Similar to Stink Palm.
Also can be used in the wipe-and-swipe context. Similar to Stink Palm.
cumishment by meghan "bruiser" merrigan February 12, 2004
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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