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(n.) Short for commissioner. Meaning someone beyond awesome, beyond words. Only one person in a group of friends can possess this title.
Commish isn't God; God is Commish.

Commish works 60% of the time, every time.
Commish by CommishFan September 20, 2009
Urban Dictionary Merch
Commish is another name for Commission but 100% different take the definition of Commission on www.investopedia.com

A commission is a service charge assessed by a broker or investment advisor for providing investment advice or handling purchases and sales of securities for a client. There are important differences between commissions and fees, at least in the way these words are used to describe professional advisors in the financial services industry.
www.investopedia.com/terms/c/commission.asp

Now read the meanings of Commish:
100% dependent on the work force performance without any arguments if there is they will have to go back on regular commissions no basic if the work force tries to take over the building the job becasue the manager is completely dependent on the earnings becasue he/she needs to pay the if there is the mortgage for the building and the work force 50% earnings from the work force from each individuals that's what they will all earn from there jobs for each days or weeks or months and years, from the 100% of what the work forces earning %50 of that is earned and goes towards %50 of the mortgage unless the manager sees that there are more pressing matters to pay for!?
"How much Commish do you earn then!?" "Same as you" "You know, the beautiful thing about all this Commish the world is earning, well some parts of the world it don't matter if your a man or woman its all the same earning's equal pay a!?"
Commish by Goodie Tabliser June 30, 2022
The tip or bribe paid to a contractor, agent, official,, short for "commission" but rarely above the table.
I got 3 grand commish for that thing.
commish by nebnez April 29, 2005
a commission, drawn or written by a commissioner (artist or writer) for money
Hey artist, can you do me a commish of x character in waist-up?
Commish by dean0rin0 April 7, 2020

Commish-O-Cunt

A half breed libtard who’s best version of talking smack is fantasy football put downs. This type of spineless grown ass man deletes messages that are at his expense because he feels it commands respect to be a dictator.
Man did you see what Austin did?! He tried running his mouth and when a few other guys came back at him he deleted their messages and locked out their trash talk abilities. He’s such a Commish-o-cunt!
Commish-O-Cunt by VBBRK October 27, 2023

Commish-O-Cunt

A half breed libtard who’s best version of talking smack is fantasy football put downs. This type of spineless grown ass man deletes messages that are at his expense because he feels it commands respect to be a dictator.
Man did you see what Austin did?! He tried running his mouth and when a few other guys came back at him he deleted their messages and locked out their trash talk abilities. He’s such a Commish-o-cunt!
Commish-O-Cunt by VBBRK October 27, 2023

Commish-O-Cunt

A half breed libtard who’s best version of talking smack is fantasy football put downs. This type of spineless grown ass man deletes messages that are at his expense because he feels it commands respect to be a dictator.
Man did you see what Austin did?! He tried running his mouth and when a few other guys came back at him he deleted their messages and locked out their trash talk abilities. He’s such a Commish-o-cunt!
Commish-O-Cunt by VBBRK October 27, 2023
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