cumk

A cake made of semen

Man I sure would love a cumk right now

by OwOQuen January 22, 2020

cumkin

You make a jack-o-latern get at least 5 men to cum in that jack-o-latern and then get a women to put it on her head

Fred: Hey Bill wanna help me make a cumkin for my girlfriend
Bill: I'd love to man! I'll make the jack-o-lantern

by RHfan321 July 18, 2010

Cumkie

When you get cum on your cookie.

*playing soggy biscuit*
Jared: *cums on cookie*
Steve: *cums on cookie*
Dave: *cums on cookie*
Tim: Wow, that really is a cumkie

by antifa.femboy November 12, 2020

cumkill

any unpleasant thought and/or mental image (ie family members, global disasters, priests, etc.) that comes into your mind right at the moment of ejaculation.

"Dude, Rob pulled me aside just to tell me he got cumkill last night."
"What exact form of cumkill?"
"Father Flannigan."
"Dude. Sick."

by tinkyfinky May 21, 2007

Cumket

Cumket is a blanket in which you whipe your cum on. It can be useful during the nights when only thing you have is a blanket.

I finally put that cumket in a washing machine. It was really sticky

by Helpful dude March 10, 2019

Cumkitten

Basically, a cumkitten is a cumslut but slut is changed.

P1: Have you seen my cumkitten anywhere?
P2: Cumkitten?
P1: Ysah, my cumslut.

by xazegod April 5, 2020

minted cumkin

You make a jack-o-latern get at least 5 men to cum in that jack-o-latern, throw in a packet of polos and then get a women to put it on her head

cumkins and dumpkins are over grandad. it's minted cumkins now.

by dangerousmikej November 14, 2011