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Cumillion 

1. A slutty shape shifting semen swallowing sex fiend.

2. A million dollars covered in cum

3. A million dollars made by selling copper (Cu) or other cupreous metals like bronze or brass
I gave that cumillion ass bitch exactly one cumillion dollars that I made selling stolen telephone cables and statues of big ass dicks and my trombone. When I boned that bitch it was obvious once she moaned that she alone enjoyed more cum filled creampies that Bianca Stone.
Cumillion by Chestnut + Hazel April 9, 2019

Cumzilla 

A large creature made entirely of cum. Walks the streets looking to victimize men and women by spraying them with super hot and sticky loads.
Look, it's Cumzilla, everyone run before it drowns us in salty jizz!
Cumzilla by jtcjr13 July 30, 2009

cumillionare 

1. A person totally covered in cum, scientificly known as semen(Jizz,skeet,love juice ect.).

2. Someone who has become extremely rich off of making or acting in porn.

3. Someone who was made rich by cum.
"Rachel Starr is a fucking cumillionare dude! look at those tits!!!"
cumillionare by blooble April 30, 2009

Cummillionaire 

A man who made his fortune through sperm donation.
If they paid you every time you masturbated, you would be a Cummillionaire.
Cummillionaire by Ding Tong January 9, 2009

Cumzilla 

A large obese woman, not chubby. A woman so staggeringly obese that you are amazed it hasn't been struck down by some affliction of the obese.

Likes cum. Similar to CUMPIG but way larger.
She's no cumpig. She's CUMZILLA.
Cumzilla by KatDaCumpigSlayer January 9, 2011

Cumpilled 

An ironic co-opted version of the term "Red Pilled". Still referring to the Matrix and those who have "woken up" to reality but specifically taking a pro sex feminist perspective of sexual liberation for all in opposition to proponents of the "Red Pill", a social movement of Men's Rights activists, who often take an anti sexual liberation perspective.
"yo lil nas x is cumpilled af"
"what did he do?"
"didnt you see his pink cowboy bondage gear at the grammys?"
"thats based"
Cumpilled by dantethorn June 10, 2020
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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