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cumkill

any unpleasant thought and/or mental image (ie family members, global disasters, priests, etc.) that comes into your mind right at the moment of ejaculation.
"Dude, Rob pulled me aside just to tell me he got cumkill last night."
"What exact form of cumkill?"
"Father Flannigan."
"Dude. Sick."
by tinkyfinky May 21, 2007
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Cumillion

1. A slutty shape shifting semen swallowing sex fiend.

2. A million dollars covered in cum

3. A million dollars made by selling copper (Cu) or other cupreous metals like bronze or brass
I gave that cumillion ass bitch exactly one cumillion dollars that I made selling stolen telephone cables and statues of big ass dicks and my trombone. When I boned that bitch it was obvious once she moaned that she alone enjoyed more cum filled creampies that Bianca Stone.
by Chestnut + Hazel April 9, 2019
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Cumzilla

A large creature made entirely of cum. Walks the streets looking to victimize men and women by spraying them with super hot and sticky loads.
Look, it's Cumzilla, everyone run before it drowns us in salty jizz!
by jtcjr13 July 30, 2009
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cumillionare

1. A person totally covered in cum, scientificly known as semen(Jizz,skeet,love juice ect.).

2. Someone who has become extremely rich off of making or acting in porn.

3. Someone who was made rich by cum.
"Rachel Starr is a fucking cumillionare dude! look at those tits!!!"
by blooble April 30, 2009
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Cummillionaire

A man who made his fortune through sperm donation.
If they paid you every time you masturbated, you would be a Cummillionaire.
by Ding Tong January 9, 2009
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Cumzilla

A large obese woman, not chubby. A woman so staggeringly obese that you are amazed it hasn't been struck down by some affliction of the obese.

Likes cum. Similar to CUMPIG but way larger.
She's no cumpig. She's CUMZILLA.
by KatDaCumpigSlayer January 9, 2011
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Cumpilled

An ironic co-opted version of the term "Red Pilled". Still referring to the Matrix and those who have "woken up" to reality but specifically taking a pro sex feminist perspective of sexual liberation for all in opposition to proponents of the "Red Pill", a social movement of Men's Rights activists, who often take an anti sexual liberation perspective.
"yo lil nas x is cumpilled af"
"what did he do?"
"didnt you see his pink cowboy bondage gear at the grammys?"
"thats based"
by dantethorn June 10, 2020
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