Cumket 

Cumket is a blanket in which you whipe your cum on. It can be useful during the nights when only thing you have is a blanket.

I finally put that cumket in a washing machine. It was really sticky

Cumket by Helpful dude March 10, 2019

Cumlette 

An omelette without egg whites but with cum.

Richard: Hey fancy coming over for dinner?
Paul: Sure, what are we having?
Richard: Your favourite, cumlette.

Cumlette by phunneh February 11, 2010

Cumfetti

Cumfetti is a verb/noun
The act of throwing confetti in the air while simultaneously cumming after a blowjob or during sex. This is ideal for party situations and very very happy birthdays. Celebrate your life the Cumfetti way.

I got the best blowjob ever!
how do you know?
The cumfetti was everywhere in 2 minutes!

I cumfetti'd all over her and made her pick up the pieces of paper afterwards.

Cumfetti by Pienese! November 28, 2010

Cumlet

An omelet made from human male ejaculate, sometimes from multiple entities, mixed together to make a all en’cum’passing breakfast meal.

Samantha: “Here’s your period blood pancake hun”

Thomas: “Thanks baby, me and my brother made you this cumlet!”

Cumlet by Cu Chi May 28, 2020

Cucket

The combination of the words "Cuck" and "Bucket"

Wow, he is such a Cucket!

Cucket by riddleman9000 June 8, 2019

Cumfetti Clap

When you cum in your hand and hi five post coitus resulting in a showering spray of sex juice.

Sam: Suh dude, you should’ve seen me and Xim last night. I pulled out and we did the Cumfetti Clap.
Robbie: Aw dude that slaps.

Cumfetti Clap by artvandelaé October 24, 2019

Cummet 

Infinite cum. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking.

Matthew fucked me so hard last night, I don't know where he's been, maybe he's a cummet.
"Mummy, I didn't know Sputnik was white!" "Oh that's just a little cummet my son."

Cummet by poopyass69 January 16, 2021