cumkai
a nickname given to a male manwhore by his friends, in order to "bug" him about his large body count
cumkai by ppsniffere February 26, 2023
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dirty cumkai
the act of a male indentifying intersex person going to the mall and meeting his dream partner only to then find out they have a boyfriend, and to then have a threesome in the fire escape, where there is half of a pig drawing on the wall.
dirty cumkai by ppsniffere February 25, 2023
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Cumkie
*playing soggy biscuit*
Jared: *cums on cookie*
Steve: *cums on cookie*
Dave: *cums on cookie*
Tim: Wow, that really is a cumkie
Jared: *cums on cookie*
Steve: *cums on cookie*
Dave: *cums on cookie*
Tim: Wow, that really is a cumkie
Cumkie by antifa.femboy November 12, 2020
cumkill
any unpleasant thought and/or mental image (ie family members, global disasters, priests, etc.) that comes into your mind right at the moment of ejaculation.
"Dude, Rob pulled me aside just to tell me he got cumkill last night."
"What exact form of cumkill?"
"Father Flannigan."
"Dude. Sick."
"What exact form of cumkill?"
"Father Flannigan."
"Dude. Sick."
cumkill by tinkyfinky May 21, 2007
cumcaine
another noun for semen under the correct circumstances: after the ejaculated semen has come out of the penis it is then snorted through the nose as if it were cocaine.
Cumcaine
Cumcaine by Rick "The Rat" Masters. October 3, 2011
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