cumkai

a nickname given to a male manwhore by his friends, in order to "bug" him about his large body count

hey cumkai who'd you fuck this time?

by ppsniffere February 26, 2023

dirty cumkai

the act of a male indentifying intersex person going to the mall and meeting his dream partner only to then find out they have a boyfriend, and to then have a threesome in the fire escape, where there is half of a pig drawing on the wall.

damn i just had a dirty cumkai and the other two are still in there

by ppsniffere February 25, 2023

cumkin

You make a jack-o-latern get at least 5 men to cum in that jack-o-latern and then get a women to put it on her head

Fred: Hey Bill wanna help me make a cumkin for my girlfriend
Bill: I'd love to man! I'll make the jack-o-lantern

by RHfan321 July 18, 2010

Cumkie

When you get cum on your cookie.

*playing soggy biscuit*
Jared: *cums on cookie*
Steve: *cums on cookie*
Dave: *cums on cookie*
Tim: Wow, that really is a cumkie

by antifa.femboy November 12, 2020

cumkill

any unpleasant thought and/or mental image (ie family members, global disasters, priests, etc.) that comes into your mind right at the moment of ejaculation.

"Dude, Rob pulled me aside just to tell me he got cumkill last night."
"What exact form of cumkill?"
"Father Flannigan."
"Dude. Sick."

by tinkyfinky May 21, 2007

cumcaine

another noun for semen under the correct circumstances: after the ejaculated semen has come out of the penis it is then snorted through the nose as if it were cocaine.

After class last thursday, Jessica invited invited me to her house to perform fellatio on me and then snort my cumcaine via her nostrils.

by bobefresh September 28, 2007

Cumcaine

It's when excess jizz is snorted like Cocaine powder.

Tom: Yo, Linda is Down With the Cumcaine Yo!
Harry: My my.

by Rick "The Rat" Masters. October 3, 2011