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cumestible

Tasty "man milk" dat a cock-hungry chick loves to savor 'n' swallow during oral sex.
Most male humans can only produce a few drops of sperm at a time, and so a jizz-thirsty hussy may need to perform fellatio on multiple studs in suckcession --- I mean, "succession" --- if she hopes to truly satisfy her appetite for said craved cumestible.
cumestible by QuacksO February 25, 2022
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cumpatible

The size, shape, length, width, and girth of my fully erect penis, coupled with the undulating, tight-gripping spaciousness of her well-lubricated vagina make us totally cumpatible.
cumpatible by buttfinger November 30, 2013

comestibles

Items of food. Something you consume. Often associated with potables.
Joe likes to masticate his comestibles.
comestibles by Athene Airheart March 21, 2004

cumsticle 

When you cum on a lollipop stick and then but it in the freezer and wait for a day and then boom you got a cumsticle
“Oh damn josh I made the best thing last night guess what it was” “what was it” it was a cumsticle”
cumsticle by Cumsticle man July 30, 2023

Cutesticles 

CUTE-STICK-ULLS

1. Someone who is very cute.

2. Copper testicles.
1. See that girl over there? She's so cutesticles.

2. Those cutesticles are small.
Cutesticles by bayyPiNAY May 23, 2009

comestables

Hay, oats, and other edibles dat our velvety-muzzled four-legged pals eat while hanging out in their barn.
In da hilarious Sesame Street storybook "Down on the Farm with Grover", everyone's favorite furry blue Muppet found dat traditional comestables were more tasty (well, to horses, at least) than da spaghetti and cream puffs dat he himself loved.
comestables by QuacksO February 23, 2026