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Cutlering 

(verb) Following the craze of Planking, Owling, and Tebowing; Cutlering is posting photos of yourself while lying flat on your back, like Jay Cutler of the Chicago Bears does most Sundays.

Started by The Heckler: Chicago
"Are you trying to get a tan?"

"No, I'm Cutlering!"
Cutlering by ChicagoVince October 30, 2011
Words you can keep

jay cutlering 

(verb): The act of looking uninspired and lazy while doing a job that you are overpaid to do.
"Yeah, it's not pretty but I am jay cutlering my way through it".
jay cutlering by Bexol December 17, 2014
to manipulate your schedule to maximize your time off work
How did Bryan get so much time off work? Well he has been coolering his vacation days with regular days off.
Coolering by whosurdaddy358 April 28, 2017

Cutlerish 

A gigantic pussy. Acting in a cowardly, timid or unmanly manner, especially in the presence of brave men. In general terms, the perceived failure to demonstrate sufficient robustness in the face of a challenging situation.

A reference to the 2011 NFC championship game in which Jay Cutler of the Chicago Bears, who was performing poorly, left the game with a knee injury, and did not return, despite his team being down and his being able to walk around on the side line.
My buddy is trying to break it off with his girl, but hes being really cutlerish about it.
Cutlerish by Heythere!!!! January 25, 2011

cuteling 

A person, usually a female, who is so adorable, sweet and innocent looking that a word cute can not cover her/his.

Typical cuteling has absolutely cute eyes, nose and other facial details. One can not stop staring at them and wondering if one is human at all or an angel.
1) Look at that cuteling over there! Ain't she an angel!
2) Who's that cuteling? She's Alizée Jacotey.
cuteling by RMJ` April 20, 2006

Sue from Catering 

The best part of the 500 miles Doctor Who video. In four seconds, she gained overnight fame among the Whoniverse. A BAMF, a hero to many, and a beast at banging on pots with wooden spoons.
"When I grow up, I want to be just like Sue from Catering."
Sue from Catering by theatrebrat06 November 1, 2011

Butlering 

An ass grope named after the actor Gerard Butler after he was a photo was taken with his middle finger and hand was in & on Jennifer Aniston's ass.
Damn, he was Butlering her ass.
Butlering by BishopLord March 30, 2010
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I hit a real purple patch.

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