Cumberg 

When a person locked inside a box or case with no possible escape or way to get help starts masturbating because they have nothing else to do. They just keep jacking off while the case just keeps filling up more and more with cum. Even when they realize they're going to drown, they just keeping jacking off until they're completely encased in cum. In 700,000,000 years, when future man discovers him 150 feet beneath the surface of the Earth, the case has completely rotten away yet the cum remains, frozen solid. They crack open the petrified cum to release the now primitive man within like breaking open an iceblock to release a neanderthal. This solid cum, encasing a man like a fly in amber, is called a cumberg.

"Dr. Xorlak: You have been encased in cum for a million and a half years, how do you feel?
You: I'm sorry all my friends and family are dust, even every kind of life I knew has evolved to a new form, but I'm glad to be released from that cumberg."

Cumberg by Orreman August 3, 2020

Cumberg 

When ejaculating in a bathtub, jizz will float together and look like an iceberg.
Except made of cum.

I had to steer clear of the cumberg last night.

Cumberg by TitanicSinker August 23, 2019

Cumberg 

The Sacred land of Cumberg. Land founded by big-dicked men. An Obsidian Castle with Milf Maidens.

“Do not speak of the Holy land Of Cumberg.”

Cumberg by xtiju July 4, 2021

Q-cumbersome 

When a word has too many Qs

All of these words are just too Q-cumbersome:
Albuquerque; equivoque; quaquaversal; querquedule; quinquagesima; quinquangular; quinquarticular;

quinqueangled; quinquedentate; quinquedentated;

quinquefarious; quinquefid; quinquefoliate; quinquefoliated;

quinqueliteral; quinquelobate; quinquelobared; quinquelobed; quinquelocular; quinquenerved; quinquennial; quinquennium; quinquepartite; quinquereme;

quinquesyllable; quinquevalve; quinquevalvular; quinquivalent; subquinquefid

Q-cumbersome by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ March 13, 2010

Cumberbooty 

The name for Benedict Cumberbatch's booty - everyone wants the Cumberbooty

Olivia wants the Cumberbooty

Grace needs the Cumberbooty

Matt Smith wasn't discreet about his love for the Cumberbooty

Cumberbooty by CumberCookie January 10, 2014

Crumberg

cr·um·berg krum-burr-g

Crumberg or Crum is an affectionate term deemed to an acquaintance's
significant other. Typically used in anger when the said acquaintance is unavailable for an event due to other plans involving his/her Crum.

Person 1: "Hey is Jordan going to the party tonight?"
Person 2: "Nah he's watching a film with his Crum"
Person 1: " Awh man he's always with his Crumberg now"

Crumberg by ShantaHater May 16, 2014

cumbercookies

Cumbercookies are what the fans of Benedict Cumberbatch call themselves so when they all come together, they can become a 'Cumber-batch' like a batch of cookies.

Benedict Fan When Alone: "My people and I are Cumbercookies!"
Benedict Fans In A Group Of 2+: "We are the Cumberbatch!"

cumbercookies by MutantWhoLockian December 2, 2013