cum dumster
cum dumster by ghost_was_here December 1, 2021
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cum-dumpster
Nikki's girl was such the cum-dumpster, and yet the clueless, naive idiot revered her like a queen while most reamed her like the easy, sleazy ho she was.
cum-dumpster by Nikki Stixx September 10, 2020
Cum dumpster slut nugget
A person that takes a shitty dildo and feeds it to a flock of geese at the park, then goes home and gives themselves a good old English Hot Pocket.
Cum dumpster slut nugget by Jeremy Asia man November 14, 2017
cum dumpster diving
Oral on a woman who has recently had sexual intercourse with one or more casual partners. Effectively, "sloppy seconds" meets "muff diving" with a side order of creampie.
I married a hot but aging pornstar; my former best buddy married a Sunday school teacher. He'd accuse me of "cum dumpster diving", an ugly pejorative based on "dumpster diving" (retrieval of discarded items from trash for environmental re-use) and "cum dumpster" (a double-standard describing a woman with the sexual morals of a man). It's as if he thought our entire relationship was nothing but an orgy of multiple partners, fucklicking and creampie eating... every night. One day, when he was hitting the bottle and his wife was away, he sheepishly admitted he said what he had as he hadn't had sex in months and regretted many of his own life choices. I love my hotwife.
cum dumpster diving by bitchuck September 6, 2021
cum dumpster
A promiscuous woman who is not choosy about her sexual partners and who allows most or all men who she has sex with to cum inside of her without protection.
cum dumpster by arkark November 6, 2011
cum dumpster
A receptacle for you and the rest of your town to put your ejected semen in. said recepticle is usually a slutty ho.
cum dumpster by whomper May 1, 2003
The Cum Dumpster
That girl you use to put your spare cum that is too good for tissue paper but not quite good enough for a side chick.
Guy 1: Is that your side chick?
Guy 2: Nah that's just the cum dumpster.
Guy 1: Is she any good?
Guy 2: Eh it's better than PornHub.
Guy 2: Nah that's just the cum dumpster.
Guy 1: Is she any good?
Guy 2: Eh it's better than PornHub.
The Cum Dumpster by The Dankster Gangster March 23, 2017
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