When your having sex with a super hot girl that you really like and realize you can't cum. So, in order to distract her from this issue you fall over and do an elaborate ninja flip off the bed with hopes diverting her attention away from the fact that you cant cum and towards your awesome ninja flip.

i was with this super hot girl last night and i couldn't get off so i had to pull the can't cum ninja bailout

Can't Cum Ninja Bailout by just a little mah'gee September 20, 2011

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Cum in a Coke® Can

The act of ejaculating into a drinking Cup, beaker, flask, canteen, goblet, grail, Stein, or various brands of soda cans. Permitting another person to drink it (Note: consensually), gaining a certain pleasure out of watching them consume it, or by receiving it.

Wife: “Hey, you know what would be kinky?”
Me: “... Cum in a Coke® Can?”
Wife: “What’s that?”
Me: “... Dunno, I literally just made it up... Holy shit, I gotta put this on urban dictionary!”

Cum in a Coke® Can by Thiccolas Cage October 23, 2019

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Cum Cannonball

A small ball of cum that is reserved into the tip of a males penis and is launched into velocity during the post ejaculatory piss, similar to a cannon ball in a cannon.

After masturbating Chandler decided to let his Cum Cannonball harden and then later launched it into the sink while urinating.

Cum Cannonball by Memphis Man November 3, 2013

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cum cannon

when the cum shoots out and lands more than 27m away from the head of the dick

mr t: had a bit of an accident there did we, ethan?
ethan: shit sorry sir it was just my cum cannon

cum cannon by siccunt04 November 3, 2020

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