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cum balloon 

When you jerk off into a condom filling it with your man chowder, making it similar to a water ballon, except it is sans water.
I made a cum balloon and dropped it off of the roof of my house striking the mailman on his gay ass hat.
cum balloon by Ali T May 14, 2003

cum-balloon 

A cum-balloon is a latex receptacle that a guy wears to catch his pleasure-gasm when he fucks another young guy in his bum-hole and makes him eat it.
I bought a cum-balloon or 5, and I'm gonna fuck Jason's pleasure-chute tonight!
cum-balloon by USAF Cadet February 13, 2021

Carolina Cum Balloon 

An uncircumcised male lays on his back with multiple other men surrounding him. The other men jack off and cum into his foreskin until it fills up like a balloon. Then the uncircumcised male has intercourse with a female and cums in her vagina while at the same time filling her with the cum from the other males.
Me and my wife have been trying for a baby but it’s not working. I’m gonna call in some of my co-workers and make a Carolina Cum Balloon. That will definitely get her pregnant.

hot cum balloon 

The bubble that forms around the top of a cup after a guy has ejaculated his semen into the cup and then put the cup into the microwave for a minute or so. The guy usually then takes the cup out of the microwave and pops the bubble with his erect penis which causes a blast of warm air to be shot into his genital region.
After having sex with the snowman I made, I decided to make a hot cum balloon with some semen I had stored in the fridge so I could pop the bubble with my erect penis and thaw out my frosty shaft.
hot cum balloon by cantbetheking November 7, 2013

cum balloon 

when you ejactualate in a balloon and then shove it up someone's ass to impregnate them without losing your prized viginity
oh I'm a dad now

but your a virgin

yeah I used a cum balloon

Cum-Balloon 

When someone gets filled up with so much cum they turn into a balloon
Damn, Josh fucked his girl so hard last night he turned her into a Cum-Balloon!